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Nick's Coney Island has re-opened with a modern feel complete with 2 HD scr...More >>

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Oregon's first all organic brewery has an island vibe, complete with bright...More >>

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The actual Shanghai tunnels, the legendary series of underground labyrinths...More >>

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See listing for "XV", dumbass. And learn to count in Roman Latin. Here ...More >>

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Named after the Finnish architect (and, if that wasn't apparent, best try y...More >>

Pin-up portraits and a Greased Lightning-style flame running down the loung...More >>

Dumpy cash only tavern in the seedier section of Sandy Blvd. Open from 7...More >>

“The Milwaukie Ballet” dances everynight of the year on four st...More >>

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Can’t swing a trip to Tahiti? Beach yourself on the shore of this ti...More >>

Formerly Local Beet. They've added meat to the menu, though plenty of vegan...More >>

That big old barn door entrance can be a bit daunting (just pull the handle...More >>

All about the timing. Regulars do frequent the bar 'round daytime (stiff d...More >>

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Tiny, basement dance club below the Grand Cafe, fills its tiny dancefloor w...More >>

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Been here? Blog about it - we'll get there soon! $4 margaritas and $2.5...More >>

An integral part of the 'Couve scene. In fact, it IS the scene, where local...More >>

More for the theater lover than dive lover, the Portland Center for the Per...More >>

Indelible mainstay of the downtown spiral, the Ash Street roared to life mo...More >>

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This place is Hawthorne Theatre's drinking buddy, where 15 year old from Ho...More >>

One of maybe 3 tiki lounges in Portland, serving more authentic Hawaiin foo...More >>

Hours: Sun-Thurs 4-11pm, Fri-Sat 4pm-12am. $4.50 wells, $3.50 20oz draf...More >>

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Check out the twelve glorious months of BarFly Bus Tours that await you in ...More >>

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$2-$5 menu & $3-4 4-6:30pm everyday....More >>

It's above ground, you'd say, looking in vain for the staircase, but The Ba...More >>

The signature cocktails - Thai Me Down blends Thai iced tea and Maker's Mar...More >>

Clean lines, monochromatic tones, and suave early '60s furnishings make for...More >>

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The view, the cool beach sounds at entrance, and the liquor swinging drink ...More >>

New bar owned by Kevin Ludwig of Park Kitchen fame opening soon....More >>

Visit 'round noon, sliding to the bar midst twenty-something burn-out and t...More >>

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Below Deck is pretty much the only bar in Portland that features pool in th...More >>

Richly appointed, lovingly preserved grand lobby of one of Portland's best ...More >>

More refined than the attached club space (see below), this quiet, artful b...More >>

Berbati's, the more refined, art-filled restaurant side is open daily, whil...More >>

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Continuous dart game? Check. Old men grumbling adorably? Check. Guinnes...More >>

Western-o-rama motif, complete with wagon wheel chandelier, giant silver bu...More >>

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Servicing a proud community of aging punkers, unabashed drunkards and those...More >>

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Surprisingly big space, dining room above with separate bar below. Talented...More >>

The kind of hotel bar Paris Hilton wouldn't be caught dead in - which may b...More >>

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Traditional old man watering hole, still populated mostly by old men, oddly...More >>

Without much else around the residential area, this workmanlike cantina has...More >>

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It's very much a New Belmont sort of place, less Dixie Mattress Company tha...More >>

This favorite McM's outpost features a long bar, a sit-around fireplace, a ...More >>

Friendly North Portland bar that hosts karaoke on the weekends. ...More >>

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Sweet, tiny hole in the wall has 50 cent pool table and a great jukebox. Ol...More >>

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Portland's best burger and fries, perhaps, and there's every chance the wee...More >>

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Cutie pie go-go boys shake their tailfeathers in front of big screens and v...More >>

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Clean as an operating room, and nearly as soulless, the Bridgeport Alehouse...More >>

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Great friendly bar populated with more normal folk than other places this c...More >>

Ramshackle roadhouse, cobbled together from the remnants of a century-old f...More >>

Not connected with the Virginia theme park (nor, should be said, a strip cl...More >>

Wide open roadhouse with honkin' huge corral of a dancefloor. Plenty of d...More >>

New bar on the quickly developing lower end of NE Alberta St with large rol...More >>

While the furnishings and casual gallery and, well, female staff are as sty...More >>

Former pharmacy (a pioneer of the east side, c. 1910) exudes a reflective, ...More >>

Naugahyde booths, a fab old juke, drinks that start at $2.50 and burn a hol...More >>

Amusing as it may seem that the Candlelight Room yet exists downtown, it&rs...More >>

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PDX meets Paris in this airy bistro owned by oft-lauded chef Pascal Sauton....More >>

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Cozy little smoking club, tucked behind cigar shop featuring downtown&rsquo...More >>

According to the website they open around 5 and close about 6 hours later. ...More >>

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The only dedicated sports bar in downtown, is also one of the city's larges...More >>

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French and Spanish combined! Sounds great, but we haven't been there, so ha...More >>

Despite being awfully suspicious of BarFly, this place gets high marks for ...More >>

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Rambling little roadhouse features live bluesy acts on the weekends (no cov...More >>

Cinetopia makes me think those folks 'living' up in the 'Couve might actual...More >>

Ended up taking a trip on a failboat and is now required to surrender liquo...More >>

Clarklewis' bar is small, its dining room is big, airy, and swanky, and the...More >>

Portland earned its reputation as the worst sport town in America games end...More >>

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Billed as quite possibly the smallest commercial brewpub in Oregon, labeled...More >>

Former old man hole in the wall cleaned up and expanded by new owners, but ...More >>

As unofficial lounge of long-lamented punk club EJ's, Club 21 won a diehard...More >>

Apparently, naming one's establishment after it's street address makes one ...More >>

Recent ownership changes and a slight renovation to the Prime Rib have main...More >>

Strip mall sports bar moonlights as a blues club on the weekends. In case ...More >>

Stranded upon a particularly ugly stretch of US 26 ever resisting gentrific...More >>

Flashy and friendly nudie palace. Three racks, 1 shower stage! Pretty gir...More >>

An enchanting blend of old-world elegance and hipster chic, Colosso has lon...More >>

A few years ago, as wave after wave of post-collegiate bohemians trailing r...More >>

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Locals only pool joint. 25 cents off pints 4-7M- F...More >>

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Little foster dive with stiff ass drinks. Dailly dinner and lunch specia...More >>

Wood-paneled, classic vintage lounge (since 1964, same chefs, even). Padded...More >>

Adjoining Whole Foods as part of the yuppie fortress emblemizing the neighb...More >>

Cozy neighborhood pub decorated with vintage advertising memorabilia and ol...More >>

Sibling of Southeast's popular Basement Pub. Long, wavy bar extends to a po...More >>

A vibe of good-humored decadence pervades this chic, yet lowkey, club. The...More >>

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Younger metalhead crowd stops here for pool. Super cheap at all times....More >>

Shag-lined hole in the wall, which frequently features old folks drinking g...More >>

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Rambling roadhouse across from Paul Bunyan. Dancers from 12pm, on three sta...More >>

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Not hard to imagine a Dingo's outside every twenty-second century left-coas...More >>

Endearingly light-in-the-loafers longshoreman-type hole in the wall, named ...More >>

Workingman's day bar and lunch counter, on the cute side of nothing too spe...More >>

Extra-Vegas, slicker-than-slick showcase with fine, fine ladies dancing in ...More >>

Sister bar of Dolphin I...More >>

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No reviews about Don's have been written, but there should be, gosh darn it...More >>

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Attractive shinto-industrial space, with the requisite exposed beams and ro...More >>

This garage business may be a little misleading. Duff's looks like a garag...More >>

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Around the same time Dante's took over Devil's Point, The Ash Street opened...More >>

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Owned and operated by old school Portlanders, East End is finally using the...More >>

Cute restaurant with good food in barren Northeast: translatiion, one of fi...More >>

Former insane asylum McMenamized into a brewery, winery, bed and breakfast,...More >>

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Big, fun bar has something for everyone. Big screens and sports memorabiia ...More >>

One of those authentic Mexican Cantina's everyone loves, with tons of loud,...More >>

Spendy enough to break your sugar daddy's bank, but if you've got the flow,...More >>

aka Paul's. The Club 21 to the 'Couve's EJ's (R.I.P.), The Arnada. Seemingl...More >>

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Still in the process of forming its identity ("Emanon" = "No name" backward...More >>

Flashy dance club now occupying H2O's doomed location. ...More >>

Bangers, Blazers and bloggers alike frequent this NE strip club for the dan...More >>

Actually, you can't see the falls from here, but you can check out the trip...More >>

Half NASCAR nightmare, half wild-west karaoke dreamland, the barn-size Farm...More >>

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Imagine Casablanca set-designed by Bobby Trendy. Scheherezazde’s Arc...More >>

Yeah, that's "XV", dumbass! XV (Fifteen, 15) Reviews...More >>

Friendly, older local crowd at the bar, low-key younger folks playing throu...More >>

Trading in the Portland uniform hoodie, I've decided to retire to Florida. ...More >>

New hotel bar with an attractive neo-craftsman interior. Reminds me of an o...More >>

Sterile bars with zero character or charm are quickly becoming the new hotn...More >>

Warm place with a soft spot for the local longshoremen, etc. Friendly folks...More >>

Friendly dive with all the essentials - pool, videogames, cheap, strong dri...More >>

A far cry from the beloved "Jeannie's" of yore, but a great addition to the...More >>

Been there? Done that? Blog away, we'll catch up to you!...More >>

This lovingly-tended neighborhood pub midst a neighborhood sorely lacking i...More >>

While the basement booths and dancefloor should be left to the breakdancing...More >>

Owned by former mayor, Bud ("Expose Yourself to Art") Clark, this is a grea...More >>

A hipster hive of honey-toned wood and buttery leather banquettes (includin...More >>

Large, loyal karaoke bar. Lots of special events, like the monthly neighbor...More >>

Brought to you by Concept Entertainment, the same guys behind such legendar...More >>

As most every outpost of the McMenamins empire turns non-smoking, this tiny...More >>

You’ve walked by, of course, weekend nights, wondering why seemingly ...More >>

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Former "Circus Room" unfortunately stripped of its mint '60s interior. Rep...More >>

Hey, it's a Gustav's like any other...complete with the highly regarded sup...More >>

Review away, we'll get back at ya! Other locations: Gustav's on Sandy ...More >>

Ages ago, when Portland's scenesters could be counted on two hands and spa...More >>

While the grampa boozehounds, the wastrels old-before-their-time and those ...More >>

Hammered metal short bar manned by personable servers. Comfortable banquet-...More >>

Me Chinese, me play joke, me pour whiskey in your coke. Review soon to c...More >>

The three best things about the Pilsner Room? Location, location, location....More >>

Should you choose to attend Portland's only full-time comedy club ... well,...More >>

The owner George said something like this "You know how every server and ba...More >>

(formerly Conan's) Awkwardly assembled all-ages rock hall keeps the adults ...More >>

In the Marble Bar, you'll find throngs of symphony folk, the odd visiting d...More >>

’Tis a house, actually, a cozy Craftsman bungalow featuring wooden bo...More >>

Dark and drinky downmarket lounge, heavy on the chinoiserie - it's all bla...More >>

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A classic watering hole attached to one of Portland's best restaurants. The...More >>

Nothing fancy inside (other than a big flat screen), but the backyard deck ...More >>

Heavily laden with '50s style chinoiserie bar decor, but character is being...More >>

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New spawn of popular hangout, Belmont's Inn, brings its formula of multiple...More >>

A dance club should primarily be judged by the attractiveness of those danc...More >>

Yet another Tigard find...only we haven't made it there. So have your way w...More >>

Bedecked with a myriad of bike frames and good looking staff, Hopworks has ...More >>

Always larger than you remember, this British pub seems nonetheless crowded...More >>

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Sort-of Flintstone's style decor gives this place a good vibe. $2.25 drink ...More >>

Portland’s oldest restaurant? Huber’s serves TURKEY, people. ...More >>

Moved recently from historic Old Town Portland to trashy 82nd Ave. A bizarr...More >>

While recent advertising campaign proclaiming the Hutch to be ‘Portla...More >>

Former "Grandma's" now under new management. Been there? Done that? Blog...More >>

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