BarFly's Review of Acropolis
“The Milwaukie Ballet” dances everynight of the year on four stages, and everyone from your high school janitor to Marilyn Manson bellies up to the rack on a regular basis for the Vegas-cheap steaks, and attractive, outgoing dancers. Women and couples welcome. Open till 2:30am nightly. Small cover Friday & Saturday nights, after 9pm.
Got done w/ other stuff too late on Saturday to go. Went on the way out of town on Sunday at noon. We figured we would probably see the third string girls and have some food. The first girl had tattoos all up her body and was hot. She did a very nice pole dance and was quite impressive. The second girl was a (fake) blonde and had a smokin body. She didn't work hard at all, probably figured w/ her body she didn't have to. The third was a short brunette w/ smaller chest, a nice butt and a dragon tattoo. She was the best dancer I have seen in a while. She could move that c piercing very nicely. She did some nice dancing for me while she smiled at my wife. She had very nice muscle control of very lovely parts of her body. The last dancer in the rotation was very thin and had a very small chest. She did a decent show. She looked a little on the haggerd side when she wasn't smiling. The smile was nice. The food was great and inexpensive. The drinks weren't too expensive. (in wa you have no booze and pay $4 + for coke) The service was good, and the older waitress was very nice. Will definately be going back.
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My boyfriend and I try to make a visit to the Acrop every couple of months and have never had any bad experiences (other than the wait staff, which are generally bitchy fat girls). We have always been presented with very attractive strippers, but then again we never went to the club earlier than 8pm. Because all of us SMART strip club goers know that the good looking girls work the evening shift. Unlike all you whinney bitches talking about ugly girls working there, how about you try not going in the morning or middle of the day. That's your own damn fault. Don't blame the acrop for your bad judgment. Don't want to see ugly dancers at the club? Don't go when the sun is still out, that generally applies to ALL strip clubs. And if you still think the girls there are ugly you clearly have never had a show from Jenna....the hottest one there by far! She alone is worth the trip.
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I guess I expected much more from all the hype I have read. Just fair for me. Went on Sat night, dancers were less than okay. Based on the surroundings and crowd, felt like I stepped into the mid west, minus the confederate flag flying. With so many clubs to choose from, I will get my nude fix elsewhere. Went to Blush down the road, better.
I love coming here for early afternoon brunch on the weekends. The food menu is so cheap, the portions so enormous, some of it sounds like a joke. Ten egg omelette for $6? Get the fuck outta here! 61 beers on tap? No other strip club in Portland offers this shit. That's to say nothing of the girls, who play their own music, dance to four songs (instead of three), and don't have some idiot MC yelling "SEXY LACY ON STAGE THREE BLAH BLAH BLAH..."
Makes life almost worth living.
Possibly fill with most attractive dancers found in Portland. On a Thursday night, the place has 6 dancers with 3 stages open. The dancers various from slender to nicely voluptuous; some of them are very gorgeous. I've rarely seen dancer who has beautiful face, awesome body, engaging personality, and showcases provocative performance. Somehow Acropolis is able to find these ladies. In this club, most of ladies are willing to wiggle their bottom right on the rack or swing their hips less than a foot away from you. The place is about half full to kind of busy on weekdays. However, at times, some of dancers do look zone out if you look into their eyes. The audiences in general always have a big grin on their face and rarely do people look bored out of their mind. Friday night, this place is pretty much packed. 4 stages are open and there are 8+ dancers. There are some hot ladies that come to this club to see the dancers as well. The food here, in particular steaks, are excellent for a strip club and comparable to Refectory/Standfords restaurants and definitely better than AppleBees. And the menu is cheap. The DJ works mostly metal/rock and dance music and he does a good job of trying to amp up the excitement. Probably the only drawback is there aren’t enough waitresses and the food/drink service is kind of slow at times. The restrooms use to be extremely dirty but of the last 3 times I was there, they did pay more attention in keeping it clean. Several video pokers and couple video games are available. On the weekends is if you've a large group, it may be difficult to find seats where you guys can sit together because it's usually packed. The cover is always 4 everyday.
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I used to dig the Acrop. The beers are cheap, the food is decent, & the ladies are sweethearts. Then after a few trips there, I realized I had the dancer's routine completely memorized. Sure, I dig staring at titties while eating steak but, it got old hat really fast. Also, the glazed look in all the stripper's eyes was getting REALLY creepy. Union Jacks is way better, despite the fact that you have to challenge someone to a duel to get to the bar. At least the dancers are enthusiastic. Jeezus. If you're gonna show your muff for a living, at least TRY to look happy.
This place and Cabaret Lounge were the top two on our three day visit to Portland. The Acrop has the best ladies. All were super HOT, friendly, and the food was good.
The lap dances here are a waste of money. They don't get very close and no contact, which is the law for portland but other places are a little more willing to meet you half way.
Food and beverage good. Steakbites wonderful, and try the onion rings....Awesome! Rings and starfish in your face make portland our new favorite destination.
The service is very slow here, and the food was cold when it arrived on one of our visits (fri night).
This place has 4 stages and it's one of the larger floors of the places we visited. DJ was annoying as he felt the need to call out after every song "Tip the ladies you punk asses, don't be cheap".
Clean girls..There hot and they smell nice. A must visit place. 51 beers on tap is a nice touch!
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I went in with a couple of buddies for a typical thursday work lunch and I was not disappointed! Cheap steaks (which were very good) and hot strippers: What more could you want?
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I like the acrop. The food is over-rated and I got sick the last time I ate there (who goes to a greazy ass strip club to eat?) but the strippers are hot and there is a couple stages which is very nice if the girl on the main stage is being swarmed by a bunch of guys - you can just try another one. Girls arn't afraid to touch and grind on you even when their dancing on the stage which is nice. I'll definitely go back for the girls and maybe some fries and a drink, but thats it.
This is the only place I've ever been cut off at. My buddy and I went for lunch to celebrate the completion of a lucrative project- we stayed about three hours, bought tons of food and left probably close to two hundred in tips to the staff and girls, weren't acting like idiots or even all that drunk, and just as I was ordering the last round, the fat-ass, low-brow P.O.S. bartender said we were "done for the day." Not a great way to retain customers. Oh, and their "famous" steak was puny and wasn't very good.
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Needs more younger dancers not old bitches Stripper girls listen up !!! After you hit a certain age you need to stop dancing. Look at yourself. Are you cute... that will keep you going for awhile but your knees are all sagging, 10 year old boob job off kilter(we can tell just like you can)those faint fine wrinkles all over your body. Just stop. Find a guy (he already knows you are a little off balance) who cares for you and get out with him while you still have at least your looks. Come back and have a good time watching the shows.
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Gorgeous girls, great food and prices. I am a regular who has talked with most of the dancers and all of the complaints I have read are way off. The girls are great! I love the friendly atmosphere.
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Well I have been to the crop hundreds of times I took my girlfriend there on our first date and we have now been together for 6 great months... Thanks acrop..... I have been cut off at least 15 times, I was shoved off my feet by their larger then life bouncers one of who gave my step dad a black eye. My first lap dance was here from the ukrainen blonde who can't dance but brushes her tits very nicely. Food so good I often call ahead and use the pick up window for my lunch during work. The girls our sweet and we have partied with a couple of them. Service from the girls on the floor is a joke you can make you own beer at home faster so just go straight to bar. And the free beer with use of the ATM come on if there was a room out back me and the lady would be livin there.
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The girlfriend and I have been there a few times and we have never been dissapointed, chep food tits and vaginas in your face i cant think of a better weekend
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WEll to say the least i have never been impressed with the ACROP. The steak bites are awesome as is most of their food. It should only be a resturant.
Lets start with the cover. ALL 7 DAYS!!! thats bullshit, yeah its only like $4-$5 but on a tuesday night at 5:30pm, shit it should be like powells, buy a book get free parking.
a LARGE!! group of us (females and males) went to the acrop one night for the whole reason its there, NAKED TITTIES and ASS. we sit down, at a large table by the main stage and order some food and drinks. Girl walks down the stairs, puts on her own music and sits on the ledge next to the cd player. WHY you ask. Cause no one was at the rack. mind you there were about 30 people in the place and we made up about 15 of them. So three songs go by, guess what she's still sitting there, FULLY CLOTHED. so some guys who probably felt sorry for her(btw its her choice to be a stripper), go up and sit at the rack and drop a couple of bucks. She sighs and gets up slowly and takes off her clothes like they were wet, all slow and shitty. She starts talking to them and looks and points to our huge group and says this is for the CHEAP FUCKERS OVER THERE, and flashes her stinky 5 pierced clit at them. Lets just say the bouncers had to keep an eye on us for about 2 mins. So we decided to wait it out and as she was cleaning up, and the next girl comes up, all 15 of us get up and walk to the rack and dropped like 50-75 bucks on the next girl, while the other chick looks on with hate. we did it to her whenever she went to a new stage and she continued to taunt us. The owner was notified the next day and he was not happy.
also heard about a friend who went there one week straight(bad times at home, not an excuse, but goes with the story). well he got this twitch in his eye and went to the doctor and the doctor said to him... YOU"VE GOT CRABS, like the sexual crabs!!!!!! he asked where he'd been the past few weeks and not having had sex, he said the Acrop and the doctor said oh yeah, not the first time i've had this happen, and he confirmed that a few of the girls are not "CLEAN"
there are plenty of other clubs around, and close enough. go to the dolphin page on barfly.com(this website) and check out my review written by VIP BITCH!!! that is a club
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While I was at the bar admiring the vast beer selection, I was offered a lovely shot of Bacardi 151. Being a giant, swollen nutsack of a 21 year old, I tossed it back lovingly. Then realized I just drank cat piss on fire. I then closely examined the toilet bowl and I can say it was accomodating. I then regained my filthy purpose in life and sat at the rack. Those girls were so close I thought I could see their last meal. So I sat down a couple bucks and said "thank you ma'am" like the swollen nutsack of a gentleman Hustler taught me to be. Highly recommended!!!!
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This is the best strip club. the food is awsome the dj is the shit and the girls are mad hot. remember it is quality not quantity. someone should tell the stripclubs in washington that haha...
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Well, I'm back as your faithful Acrop DJ...I'm there every Saturday night...However, this week I'll be there Thursday, Friday, Saturday...Acropolis is my favorite club by far....There are all the obvious reasons, Hot dancers, good food, lots of beer, and hot dancers....Did I mention hot dancers? Do yourself a favor and kill some time with us...See ya there, Sam
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Agree to the last post - DJ Sam was the BEST - the new guy is totally lame. He was EXACTLY like a used car salesman, just not a good vibe at all.
We love the A-crop. We would go once a week if we could. if you are just getting drinks, go up to the bar and dont bother waiting for a waitress. the food is expetional for bar food.. the salad bar isnt that nasty either. The good food outweighs the bad service.
The cover is small, and there isnt one during the week. the door staff is always cool.
The dancers - are the best in the NW. There is a huge variety of entertainers - just like Baskin N Robbins - 31 flavors! Aine, Jenna, Aurora, Kris, Tiffany, Akasha - all the most professional, sexy, friendly - these girls enjoy working there - and that totally shows.
We reccomend this as THE place to go - if that doesnt get our Best Kept Secret out...
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The Acrop used to be our favorite place till I went there this weekend. What the hell happened to the Dj with the horns? The new Dj sucks! When I say sucks, I mean like, crappy music selection, used car salesman voice, no sense of humor, and ugly buck teeth havin sucks. It's bad enough the service sucks. It takes forever to get anything. The only reason we keep going is because of the gorgeous dancers and great music. But now? I can't even force myself to listen to that dumb ass voice behind the mic. Get your old Dj back!!!
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I went there on a Friday night. I was surprised at the number of females in attendance, although to be fair, my wife was with me, as was my friend's girl. We didn't try the food, had a few drinks. All in all we were there about an hour. The waitresses were slow in coming by but it only took about a minute to get drinks once ordered. The dancers were friendly, and of the four that i saw, only one was less than an "8". Jenna and Taylor were particularly hot. Jenna alone was enough for the wife and i to plan a return trip next month (we live 90 miles away and were in town to visit friends)
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the food used to be good. now not so much. girls are fine but the service sucks. slow service, surly help. not going back.
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Hadn't been to Acropolis for a few years. Went there a couple weekends ago to kick off a night of strip bar hopping with, you guessed it, "steaks." The food is retarded cheap and surprisingly good. The dancers are pretty hit or miss. OK, the gal who was hacking up a lung as she walked onto stage? Miss. Aine, the Tattooed Beauty, a.k.a. the Hottest Stripper in Portland? Definite HIT. I think we got there a little early in the evening, and left just as the later shift was taking over, because right after Aine was another hot tattooed baby, and the music was getting better (honestly, "Me So Horny?"). We're going back tomorrow night to similarly kick off a similar night of strip bar hopping, and I rilly rilly hope Aine is dancing.
I hear alot of complaining about the girls from some of the other reviewers which I just don't understand. Yes if you go into the Acrop at noon on a wednesday you will get the low end girls but that is how every strip club works is good business. So try to find a place to sit down on a friday or saturday night and stop complaining. Plus I have ran into some of the girls at concerts around town and without exception they are all very fun and very cool people. So show some respect and tip your dancer even if your just there to eat.
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I used to live walking distance from the Acropolis, and have been there many times. I now live in Vegas where the clubs here are one of two things. Either flea infested dirt holes, where you feel you might be mugged at any moment, or, beautiful places with gorgeous women everywhere, where the cheapest drinks cost $10 each, and the cover is $20. Acropolis is a perfect blend of cheaper drinks, cheap to no cover, B to A- women, and great food (when drunk). My final thought - I MISS THE ACROP
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Acrop has definitely improved since they have gotten a new DJ. He seems to really include the crowd without sounding like a new car salesman. I talked to him one night while he was working and he was probably one of the nicest people I have met. Even when one of the girls was being rude to him he didn't seem to care. He told me it wasn't a big deal cause she was his friend and he considers all the girls his friends because they treat him better than any other place he's worked and he says there are no other weekend girls as hot as the ones he works with. I agree. Props to you, you pimp Mofo. DJ sam will be famous someday. Should be at least
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I've been to this skanky dump 3 times and maybe, just maybe, I've managed to hit it on off days every time. There were very little, if any, good looking dancers. By the way, there should be a maximum age limit on how old a stripper can be. The last thing I want to see is some grandma's hooch in my face.
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I first went to the Acrop in 1989 when my boss for my first real job outta college took me there for lunch. At that time, the attraction was Amarretto, a brunette with a whopping 54 inch bust that would've given Al Bundy a perma-grin for life! I live in Seattle now, but make an annual trek to Pornland for a weekend of great grub & great girls at the Acrop. You just can't beat the home-grown $4 steaks & $2.50 gyros, the 51 beers on tap, and chicks on 4 stages! For those guys complaining about the adult entertainment...either get off your ass & move to another stage with a hotter chick, or quit showing up on Sunday mornings for breakfast!
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OK, so it was insane to track someone down to get a meal ordered ... or some matches ... but the food and the entertainment was well worth the money and the wait! So maybe Ruth's Chris (or is it Chris' Ruth... what a lame name) is more of a status symbol and a more elegant setting. But I don't care how much money you make. Nine bucks for a pound of savory top sirloin, a huge spud, and a Heineken ... with shaved and trimmed beaver aplenty ... you cannot miss it! I'd recommend calling ahead if you're eating there, though. You can also order out, till a pickup of 2am, for only 25 cents more an item -- which I do more often. Pickup's at the back door, so no nudie for you if you go this route. But still excellent grub!
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Just moved from St. Louis, so a steak for a good price and naked women, gotta love it. As any club some hot ones some not...the steaks.
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I am going to the acrop tonight to get a steak because while i was out of town my strait girlfriend went there on her 21st birthday and said it was totally awsome.
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There is nothing like chowing down some grizzle while having some broad stick here nappy dugout into your face. Can I have seconds please.
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This is the place to go if your short on money and hungry! A steak at this place is only $3.00, and the adult entertainment SUCKS! All of the girls are dogs, but the food is good.
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