Hawthorne Theatre (a.k.a. Balcony Bar)

3862 SE Hawthorne Blvd Portland, OR 97214
Phone: (503) 233.7100

Located in: Southeast Portland - Visit Website
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BarFly's Review of Hawthorne Theatre (a.k.a. Balcony Bar)

This place is Hawthorne Theatre's drinking buddy, where 15 year old from Hot Topic will not bother you.

Hours:
4pm-2:30 am Mon-Fri. 12:00pm-2:30am Sat-Sun Monday Night Football Wed. Open mike 1x Megatouch, Juke, + Video Games

Monday: Rockstar Karaoke

Tuesday: Tough Lovin Tuesday (Live Music and Drink Specials!)

Wednesday: Rockstar Karaoke

Thursday: "Savoir Faire" (Portland's Own Authentic Burlesque Weekly Revue)

Friday: Rockstar Karaoke

Happy Hour:

Dollar off everything!

Hawthorne Theatre (a.k.a. Balcony Bar)'s Happy Hours
Monday$2.50 wells, $2.50 drafts 4-7pm
Tuesday$2.50 wells, $2.50 drafts 4-7pm
Wednesday$2.50 wells, $2.50 drafts 4-7pm
Thursday$2.50 wells, $2.50 drafts 4-7pm
Friday$2.50 wells, $2.50 drafts 4-7pm
Saturday$2.50 wells, $2.50 drafts 12-7pm
Sunday$2.50 wells, $2.50 drafts 12-7pm
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Absolute boozer heaven
Pretty freakin' nice
Could be worse
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