Below Deck

SW Barbur Blvd at NE Lombard Blvd Portland, OR 97201
Phone: (971) 012.XXXX
Located in: Way the hell out there
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BarFly's Review of Below Deck

Below Deck is pretty much the only bar in Portland that features pool in the swimming sense and hosts some fabulous specialty beverages. The atmosphere combines a Caribbean Pirate flair with South Pacific tiki sensibilities. Customers are invited to try their hand at 'tending, however, no more than two people are allowed behind the bar at a time.
2x Pinball, Board games galore, while eating the chip snacks within one hour of entering the aforementioned pool insure horrible cramps.

Reader Reviews of Below Deck
For Real??

Is this a test template for the site, an inside joke, an ultra secret bar/club in Portland Oregon, or something else?

Sounds like a cool place if it exists. Some real info on its location would be helpful.

Reviewed Anonymously by Concerned Reader on November 11, 2009, 11:40 pm
Dumb ass

what are the chances I'll go there if you don't post a location. Dumb Ass.

Reviewed Anonymously by Guy on May 21, 2008, 2:37 pm
handsy & handsome

I like this place, but the owner's a little bit gropy (regulars call him "Two Hands McGropy") . . . good thing he's hot! Rumor is, he's also planning a small two-hole miniature golf course in the back yard!

Reviewed By BarFly User ShanRock on July 23, 2007, 3:25 pm
Arrr...

Bring an extra liver.

Reviewed By BarFly User oFace on July 21, 2007, 1:35 pm
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