Binks

2715 NE Alberta St.
Portland, OR 97211
503/ 493.4430

Located in: Northeast Portland
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BarFly's Review of Binks

Simply because the bar boasts a few touches that seem, for lack of a better word, Californian (precise, colorful interior décor; salad-topped pizza), Binks has attracted an unearned reputation for snottiness while, in actuality, the servers are delightful, there’s a friendly clientele, and, come spring, the walls slide open for a true neighborhood atmosphere. Plus, y’know, bless Portland, you can smoke.
Open 12pm-2:30am daily
Sundays: Simpsons 8pm

$4 9" Pizza, $2.75 well, $2.50 micros, $1.75 dom 7pm-8:30pm Sun & 4:30pm-6:30pm M-F

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Reader Reviews of Binks
Binks is FANtastic

I immediately was drawn to Binks (perhaps it was the PBR sign in the window); a friendly courteous staff, great regulars and a general feeling of good times! I say they are right on!

Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by Jenny on August 27, 2007, 6:40 pm
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Pleasantly Surprised

I wsa invited there by a local neighborhood girl & found this place to be a cool little locals place. Not fancey, a bit awkward in the layout, not feng sheui, more like wrong sheui, especially the seating around the fireplace. The bar staff were cordial,not too slow, the locals were friendly & I'd probably go back again. the menu looked inviting & varied, too bad I wasn't hungry at the time.

Doc Out.

Tilted Kilt/Vista

Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by ee_oh11 on July 6, 2007, 2:58 pm
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Binks

One of my favorite places in town, the bartenders are genuinely nice and the atmosphere is comfortably relaxed; unlike some bars, there is not a pressure to get stupid drunk. Every time I stop in I have a terrific time. I'm interested to see how the new addition of hard liquor will affect the environment, but whatever happens I am sure I'll still love it!

Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by rocky on May 14, 2007, 11:17 pm
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Yamada

i have been to Binks a couple of times. food was good and had no problems with the staff. didn't remember a pool table there though. weird

Reviewed Bravely & Awesomely by Yamada on February 5, 2007, 4:30 pm
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Wow Unbelievable

I can't believe it, they are rude people here, and they don't accept Credit Cards.. They expect me to use an ATM and be charged $2.00 to do that. Thats a joke. I will not ever return and I will tell everyone I know not to go here as well. I use my credit card as a tax write off for my business. Forget Binks they should be called Dinks.

Tom

Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by Tom Parks on January 11, 2007, 10:06 am
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love binks

I live close too. there often too. Never had a bad time. Great service. especially since, and I've bartended before it's not an easy job, these people are making all the food too! if they're working on say Weds, when it's just one person and it happens to get busy and lots of people want food they're slamed! And they have always been nice to me, any everyone else I've seen in at the time. "hip" or "not"

Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by 19thsuperstars on January 10, 2007, 2:20 pm
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I tried.................

to like this place, I really did! It has the shittiest service. Rude snotty people and I wasn't acting like an ass. I did however think the food was good. The prices were affordable, but with that kind of service they can keep their beer and their food. I will not return.

Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by Carla on June 20, 2006, 11:28 am
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i *heart* binks

i'm not trendy, hip or cool - just a neighborhood local that enjoys all that is binks. the bartendresses are all pretty amazing people, serve good beer and tasty spinach pizzas. the vibe is pretty open and welcoming, but definately has a neighborhood community vibe to it. if you follow the golden rule - don't be an ass and people won't be an ass to you - you'll fit in just fine. did i mention they have a great jukebox too!

Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by that one girl on June 19, 2006, 1:13 pm
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Whiners?

When did people go from being customers to whiners? They may be whining but that is the potential customer base! I have had nothing but bad service from BINKS staff. Not a whiner. I serve food for a living so I know how to treat and be treated. This place has awful service and rude bartenders.

Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by Carla on June 8, 2006, 5:22 pm
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binks

The bartenders are always nice to me. And people seem to only post when they have something to whine about. I like Binks you bunch of whiners.

Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by emily on June 7, 2006, 11:27 pm
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SIMPSON SUNDAY

I have been to binks on several instances, the atmosphere on Sunday is kinda hit or miss. The best part is during the Simpsons Binks has a great happy hour prices $2.50/pint for mirobrews. Come early they only take cash yet have an ATM inside if you don't pack cash, no plastic, leave it at home....

Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by Brian on March 18, 2006, 8:38 pm
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I agree

I agree unless one of the bartenders is in to you - and you want to do em - you can't get a drink without snotty attitude.

Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by anonymous on February 28, 2006, 4:16 pm
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Great Service?

Now i will say that the service at Binks is terrible! The service at most local bars in Portland ((((small neighborhood divey type joints that is))) is quite good. Mocks Crest, Delta Cafe, Portsmouth, Lutz, Porky's, Commodore...all have very attentive service. So to the last reviewer...you are wrong. To Bink's..lose all of your servers except for the day girl on Saturdays. I know a lot of people with Masters degrees educations looking for jobs (but seriously).

Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by Kevin on February 27, 2006, 4:04 pm
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Binks is okay if you're from the hood.

Now come on guys, how many local bars have you been to with great service?

Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by Wanda Z. on February 27, 2006, 2:27 pm
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in the hood

Every time I ride by, I think of Joe's post. The Pizza isn't very good, I mean really, Ranch salad Pizza? Too bad the closest bar to home is LAME.

Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by Ringer on January 28, 2006, 10:48 am
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You are crybabies

What a bunch of whiners... There is one bartender that sucks. That's it. The rest are aces in my book.

Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by Abe Froman on December 11, 2005, 2:32 pm
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C'mon bartenders...

I've had my fair share of drinks at binks, but I have to agree with the post above. Most times the bartenders, with the exception of one...ok, maybe one and a half, are snot faced crab apples.

Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by me on November 22, 2005, 9:11 pm
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Can I get a drink please?

The service is retched unless the bartender thinks you are "hip".

Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by anonymous on October 15, 2005, 6:49 pm
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givin' some love

i live just down the road from binks and have the pleasure of enjoying it on a regular basis. binks is the very definition of a neighborhood pub. being fairly new to the area, i've met and made friends with a lot of my neighbors there. the staff are as nice as they come and you will not find a better place on a sunny day than bink's open air pool room or front patio. anyway, just had to write something after reading the last guy's rant. check it out for yourself.

Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by doug on July 12, 2005, 7:16 pm
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Bink is no friend of mine

It may be a fine bar for shirt guys. It may also be a fine bar. i wouldn't know. i will never go there again, after trying to enjoy a beer over my lunch from up the street. And i would have tipped, too. . .

Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by joe on January 18, 2005, 1:27 pm
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