Bottoms Up

16900 NW Saint Helens Rd Portland, OR 97231
Phone: (503) 621.9844
Located in: Way the hell out there & near Northwest Portland
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Biker bar with dirty whores

I love this place, other then the fact I've been kicked out twice. First time my buddy accused a stripper of stealing his money, and then the friendly slap on the ass earlier turned into he had his hands all over me and we were gone. Next time my buddy was way to drunk and he grabbed the strippers heel which is "very dangerous" but other then that I've had good times there. My buddy has banged 2 of the girls there, so its a place where you can actually go home with one of the girls. The girls are very energetic and will put their pussy within smelling distance from your face. They have one of the best hamburgers in town, and if you don't piss anyone off there your fine. They have a nice smoking deck out back, and its an all around good time. So get yer money out and go sit at the rack with a hamburger and stick your nose out! You might just get some pussy hair on your tonsils!

Reviewed Anonymously by Josh on October 8, 2009, 8:53 am
mullets/furburgers/brew

after playing 18 @ wildwood with 3 mullets. me & my friend stumbled to bottoms up at 1pm on a saturday. i saw the most perfect furburger ive ever seen. then the next gash was energetic as f'.they also have the coldest brew in between linnton & scappooter. two thumbs up!!!

Reviewed Anonymously by ditka on November 23, 2008, 1:28 am
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