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1035 SW Stark
Portland, OR 97205
503/ 226.4171

Located in: Downtown Portland - Visit Website
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BarFly's Review of Boxxes

Cutie pie go-go boys shake their tailfeathers in front of big screens and video projections throughout the bar, which connects through to the Brig (danceclub) and Red Cap Garage (the primo people-watching perch on Vaseline Alley). Friendly, attractive staff. Low to no cover, fun events nightly. $2-4 menu (4:30-6:30pm) + $2.00 well & wine, $1.25 doms 3pm-7pm all 7 (till midnight Sun/Mon). Sundays: Desperate Housewives viewing party (9pm), followed by “Big Time Bingo” (prizes!). Free! Tuesdays: “Flirt” dance party & vodka bust ($5 = 5 single vodka drinks, till 12am) w/ your hostess, Cory Spelling her bevy of go-go boys (hip hop, dance hits). Free! Wednesdays: 30K Karaoke w/KJs Josh and Anthony (34,000 song library!). Free! Thursdays: “One” dance party. Go-go boys! $1 well, $2 call open-midnight! Free! Fridays: Latino Night w/DJ Sam (latin, hip hop, dance). $2. Saturdays: “A-List” w/DJ Dougalicious (remixes and club hits). $2.

Happy Hours

  • Monday - $2-4 menu (4:30-6:30pm) + $2.00 well & wine, $1.25 doms 3pm-7pm all 7 till midnight.
  • Tuesday - $2-4 menu (4:30-6:30pm) + $2.00 well & wine, $1.25 doms 3pm-7pm all 7 (till midnight Sun/Mon).
  • Wednesday - $2-4 menu (4:30-6:30pm) + $2.00 well & wine, $1.25 doms 3pm-7pm all 7 (till midnight Sun/Mon).
  • Thursday - $2-4 menu (4:30-6:30pm) + $2.00 well & wine, $1.25 doms 3pm-7pm all 7 (till midnight Sun/Mon). And $1 well, $2 call open-midnight.
  • Friday - $2-4 menu (4:30-6:30pm) + $2.00 well & wine, $1.25 doms 3pm-7pm all 7 (till midnight Sun/Mon).
  • Saturday - $2-4 menu (4:30-6:30pm) + $2.00 well & wine, $1.25 doms 3pm-7pm all 7 (till midnight Sun/Mon).
  • Sunday - $2-4 menu (4:30-6:30pm) + $2.00 well & wine, $1.25 doms 3pm-7pm all 7 till midnight

Reader Reviews of Boxxes
Not bad!
LococitoI love that it's non smoking...and dollar drinks on Thur are even better (even though my tab always reflects higher prices...HMMM???)...only drawback...music fuckin' sucks...way too loud, horrible sound system and the DJ must smoke rocks beforehand cuz he will mix the worst shit together...but, for $5 you can fucked up and watch all the barista queens trying to look fly in their clearance priced jeans...oh, and love the Asian gay hair styling queens who walk around like they own the place. LOL!
Reviewed Bravely & Awesomely by Lococito on January 23, 2008, 11:30 am
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Great Customer Service
I have enjoyed every time I go to this bar. The boys are hot and not too snotty. The employees are polite except when they need to be assertive. I have no complaints to this point. I do miss the Panarama. It really set the whole block!!
Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by A casual customer on January 8, 2008, 10:48 am
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DAS pdx rocks my socks!
beautiful men just bein' beautiful.Much love to boxxes!(I Heart DAS{pdx}!)
Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by Anime_Princess on August 29, 2006, 6:08 pm
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Casual Atmosphere
I love the Video DJing, The bartenders know how to mix a drink, and The Boys...need i say more? This is a casual atmosphere, no need to dress up in your Aber/Hollister Best! Very nice group of people at this bar.
Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by Jay on May 1, 2006, 1:29 pm
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horns? horny!
Lots of pretty men doing their best to keep the breeders out. God love 'em.
Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by miss amanda jones on August 9, 2005, 7:26 pm
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