Cabaret II

17544 Se Stark St Portland, OR 97233
Phone: (503) 252.3529
Located in: Milwaukie & near Southeast Portland
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Awesome place

This place is way better inside than the outside would lead you to believe. It's a big place, with a stadium style layout that I love. One big stage in the middle, with elevated levels moving outward. Stripping in the round, if you will. I wish more places were like that. Girls were B+, DJ was C+, Bartender was C-. Overall though the atmosphere is cool and I'll certainly be frequenting this place.

Reviewed By BarFly User Jupiter on March 31, 2009, 4:51 am
Was thrown out...of a fuckin awesome joint.

My friend and I got thrown out. We got so hammered that I took out my phone to check the time but clicked a pic. The bouncer came up and asked me if I did. I showed him my pictures and sure enough there was a picture...of a big screen tv. He said "hey you guys gotta go" but heres the kicker. The guy was super cool. He told us to finish our drinks and that were are allowed to come back and that he would wave the cover but since it happened we had to leave. I mean how cool is that. I like the joint. I went there before all the alterations and dug it. Its alittle louder now. But also alittle darker. Some women had some ass and titties which I like. I'm not into Olive Oyl looking chicks. The owner reminded me of Studio54's Steve Rubel since he is a short skinny little guy but very friendly. I walked up to him and apologized and that I really dug his club. Always with a smile thanked me and told me I need to come back. Anytime. Cool people. My bad. I dont even remember how I got home I was so fuckin wasted. At the time I lived in Vancouver too. But I will so return. I had prob the best lap dances there, I could smell her sweet musty asshole. I spent waaaay too much and I'm sure my dancers rent was paid for the month but damn I had fun. I will return...once I feel they have forgotten my face. Cheers.

Reviewed By BarFly User BLUDCRIMSON on October 21, 2008, 12:54 am
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