Club 205

9939 SE Stark St
Portland, OR 97216
503/ 256.0527

Located in: Southeast Portland
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BarFly's Review of Club 205

Friendly and attentive bar staff, colorful regulars, and possibly the best happy hour drink deal in town turns what would be an otherwise totally indistinguishable titty bar in a titty bar worth a visit. Popular consensus reveals that the sexual desirability of the dancing bikini peelers gracing the 205's three stages to be above average.

1x megatouch, cover girl nights every 3rd Wed

Happy Hours

  • Monday - $1.25 wells, $1.25 doms, $3+ apps, 10:30am-5:00
  • Tuesday - $1.25 wells, $1.25 doms, $3+ apps, 10:30am-5:00
  • Wednesday - $1.25 wells, $1.25 doms, $3+ apps, 10:30pm-5:00
  • Thursday - $1.25 wells, $1.25 doms, $3+ apps, 10:30am-5:00
  • Friday - $1.25 wells, $1.25 doms, $3+ apps, 10:30am-5:00
  • Saturday - $1.25 wells, $1.25 doms, $3+ apps, 10:30am-5:00
  • Sunday - $1.25 wells, $1.25 doms, $3+ apps, 10:30am-5:00

Reader Reviews of Club 205
Thank you.

One of the employees/owners of C205 contacted barflymag to personally apologize for my negative experience that I posted months ago.

The gesture is very appreciated, and I will not hesitate to go back...

Reviewed Bravely & Awesomely by beav on May 10, 2008, 9:10 am
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Super Sweet!
AfterDark

Food was great... Good Dancers, Got good attention. Definetly worth the trip... not as trashy as alot of the strip clubs... did i mention foor was delish.. yum :)

Reviewed Bravely & Awesomely by AfterDark on April 8, 2008, 4:44 pm
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Had a great time here...

Wow... worth every penny, spend 80 bucks and just got more fun than like ever before. way worth it, clean and classy club too... you don't have to spend over 20 if you don't want, but nice place. Bartender told me how this works as this was my first time.

Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by Allen M on January 2, 2008, 3:13 pm
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Club 205 Portland

I'm from Atlanta, and used to the glam clubs that drain you for at least two hundred bucks. Club 205 is dofferent, much different. No hustle from the girls, at all. They are all hot, young, and free. The food is cheap, and good. Basically, you can walk out with a meal, a buzz, and views of hot ass for about 60 bucks. Hats off to 205!

Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by J on December 8, 2007, 8:32 pm
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Club 205

After checking out many Portland Strip Clubs this one is the best I've found. I've never seen one ugly/fat/old dancer here. They are all beautiful but some are really the upper grade of dancers I've seen. They are good dancers, not shy about showing the goodies we come to oggle and are friendly. They will give a nice private dance if requested but do not hustle dances. Did I forget to say no cover anytime I've been there even though it would be worth it. Waitstaff are cool, atmoshere is fine. Only thing is the dancers could mix it up a bit on outfits, they tend to wear mostly the same two piece thing for most of the night. Some skirts, panties, stockings, dresses would hike their tips up I'm sure. Overall, great place.

Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by oldguy on November 26, 2007, 4:24 pm
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service

First off I will say that I have been here sporadically a number of times... the girls are pretty good looking and they (normally) make decent drinks, and have btenders without attitude.

But last Friday after work, I'm sure that we received the worst service I've ever had from a btender. We literally stood at a (not too crowded) bar for at least 10 minutes and were completely ignored by the btender... she ran around, joked with her friends, complained about everything and proceeded to serve only her "regulars" and buddies, at least 4 of which showed up after we did. Not once did she ever look up at us or acknowledge us. We finally decided to leave as we actually wanted a drink.

Note to mgt, if you don't want to lose customers you may think about putting this woman on a morning shift or out to pasture.

Reviewed Bravely & Awesomely by beav on October 14, 2007, 8:25 am
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Hot girls, good performance, great service, cheap but tasty steak

Went on Sunday night, around 8:30pm and the club is semi-busy. There were lots of patrons sitting by the bar but not too many of them sitting around the stage. Of the 4 dancers around, two of them I would consider hot girls (slender but curvy with nice smile) and rest is still fairly attractive. The cute waitress was fast and friendly and the steaks were very good. The dancers were engaging, sweet, and playful; they made the experience fun. They were generally not timid in showing their nice beaver/trimming to audience (in the last of 3 songs). If I've to nit-pick, it would be that the restroom is small and could use a full running water faucet instead of auto-shutoff water faucet that sprinkles a small amount of water. Oh, and there were plenty of TV screen if you happen to be bored of show. Overall, this is a club that's almost on par with Acropolis on dancers and their performance, but with faster service and steaks that rivals them in price/taste. Oh no covers where as Acropolis is always a cover (although Acropolis covers are reasonable with the dancers they brought in).

Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by FrquentStripFlyerClub on July 23, 2007, 6:35 am
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Great first time experience in this club

First time to 205 Club and it's Wednesday night. Most of the dancers are really friendly and engaging with each of the customers. Wether it's small talk, jiggling their booties, or being provactively entertaining. In fact, one of the dancers here probably have the most mesmerizing hip and leg shaking I've seen in a strip club and I been to too many here in Portland. Most of the dancers are professional when it comes to using the poles, it's like if there was gymnastic competition using the vertical pole, they would have win it both in style and agility. Their steak is excellent for a strip club and service was in less than 10 minutes on a semi-busy Wednesday night. This club in many ways it's as good as acropolis but I think acropolis may have better looking dancers. Perhaps I'll stop by again on weekends.

Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by WillStopbyAgain on July 12, 2007, 1:21 am
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I understand

I wouldn’t expect a dancer to do anything special for someone who doesn’t tip well. You guys are there to make a living, not to entertain some cheap asshole who thinks he owns the place because he tips $1 a song.

I would love to see dancers glam it up burlesque style … jewelry, garter belts, stockings, gloves and the like. Very classy, very sexy.

However, I must say I like it when dancers spread their legs for their final song, particularly when they do it in a teasing, coy fashion. It is the icing on the cake. Very naughty, very sexy.

I haven’t been to Club 205 that many times, but most of the dancers I have seen there had no qualms about spreading during their final song.

Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by Steve on May 1, 2007, 8:01 pm
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true

I shoulda said $10. I was a little heated. I agree with your post because in all honesty the dancers who show it all off for free are just as guilty of perpetuating the low/no tipping. Oh well.

Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by Holly on May 1, 2007, 10:44 am
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tipping

I always tip more than $1 when sitting at the rack. It's not uncommon for me to tip $20 over the course of three-song set for a hot dancer who puts on a great show. It's always suprised me that many dancers seem oblivious to the guys who tip well and spend half their set talking to an ex-con who tosses out a dollar.

In all honesty, not too many dancers do a burlesque-style strip tease. Most do very little actual dancing. They remove their outfits and assume a variety of poses. There really isn't much tease.

And $50 for a dancer to spread her legs? Sorry, but that is a little more than the going rate.

Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by Steve on April 28, 2007, 1:02 pm
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Are you serious?

You seriously want to know why dancers don't "take their g-strings off early, spread their legs wide and open their cunt lips for all to enjoy"? Because we are getting tipped A DOLLAR! Give me a break. Put a $50 on the rack and sure, then I'll put my pussy in your face. Sounds like you don't even want a strip club though, just a room with a bunch of naked women spreading their legs. We "strip" out of our clothes - it is a striptease. Whatever. And, by the way, it's against the law in Oregon for dancers to touch their genitals, so that includes spreading "her cunt lips to reveal her pink pussy".

Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by holly on April 26, 2007, 11:57 am
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update

There is a stripper working here on off-nights who is truly spectacular. Not only does she really know how to spread her legs -- an absolute must for any pussy bar -- but she pulls her bottoms aside early to give nice peeks of her hot pussy.

And -- this is the part I really like -- but she uses her hand to part her pussy lips to reveal her hot pink cunt. If that's not enough, she then contracts her muscles so her pink cunt pulsates. It's as though her hot cunt is winking at you, encouraging you to push past her soft pink pussy lips all the way inside her tight bare cunt.

Why can't all strippers be so fucking outrageous?

Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by bareback rider on March 28, 2007, 10:26 pm
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Grade B

Have to agree with most of the previous post. Some smoke but not terrible. Food is reasonable. Waitress was less than friendly but may have been too busy. The three dances before naked was annoying. Dancers were very cute and very professional.

Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by Anonymous on February 28, 2007, 7:49 pm
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usually good, sometimes average

Overall, a good place to see hot women. The decor is tasteful, not a shithole like some strip clubs. The service is OK, but there was no cover.

The strippers range from good to superior. Most have a pretty face and hot body, and a few have implants so they have big fucking tits. And there is usually one that goes beyond that hot range to truly beautiful.

What else do I like? They usually have six strippers working three stages, so you get a nice variety but have to wait only 20 minutes to see your favorite stripper on stage again. It’s sometimes nice to go to a club that offers two dozen dancers, but you have to wait a long time until you see your favorite again.

The strippers also strip without constantly hitting you up for table dances, which is a nice departure from places where the strippers immediately want you to buy a dance even before you see them perform. I buy private dances from strippers who impress me with their appearance, along with their moves and demeanor on stage. Who wants to pay for a private dance with a stripper who turns out to be lame?

There are several areas where this club could improve. Start with the costumes. The strippers tend to wear the same thing, usually a bikini or something similar, for set after set.

I would like to have a lot more variety, particularly stockings and heels. The hottest strippers I have ever seen bring a variety of costumes with them. Several have agreed to put their stockings back on, just for me. Now that’s how you earn a table dance!

But I have bigger issues. The strippers follow a predictable pattern. Nothing comes off during the first song. Tops come at the start of the second song. And finally bottoms come off during the third song, which of course is when most the guys really start paying attention. You even see some wait until the third song before shooting up to the rack.

This fucking sucks! I don’t go to a pussy bar to wait for the third and final song to see pussy. I want to see a stripper's hot cunt early and often. Who really wants to see a stripper with her g-string on? Not me!

Bottoms should come off during the first song or, at the very latest, early in the second. Or, better yet, strippers should “forget” to wear bottoms altogether. They only get in the way.

Why not give the guys more of what they want? And that is lots of spread legs and pink pussy. Most of the strippers here spread their legs, but they make their customers wait until their third dance. If they started spreading early, they would earn more tips, and the customers certainly aren’t going to complain.

Every stripper needs to spread her legs. I don’t care how beautiful she is; I want her bottoms off and her legs spread wide. She needs to put her cunt on display for her customers. And if she really wants to earn some extra tips, she will spread her cunt lips to reveal her pink pussy! A few strippers will give you a little pink. I want a lot more. There's nothing better than a beautiful slut with a hot cunt showing off her pink pussy.

The strippers here could take it another notch by using their hair more on their customers and, if they want to be really naughty, they could lick their lips as they spread their legs and open their pussy lips.

Club 205 is a good place for strippers. But if it wants to become the ultimate pussy bar, the strippers will put on stockings and heels, take their g-strings off early, spread their legs wide and open their cunt lips for all to enjoy.

Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by bareback rider on September 29, 2006, 2:19 am
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