Conan's (CLOSED)

3862 SE Hawthorne Blvd Portland, OR 97214
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Located in: Southeast Portland
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Conan's is now the "Hawthorne Theater". Please see listing.

Reader Reviews of Conan's (CLOSED)
Concert hall bar - Lame

Haven't tried the main bar, but the bar in the concert hall is depressingly bad. Very low-end well drinks, nothing that costs over $30/bottle, no vermouth, beer selection is tiny, but acceptable.

Reviewed Anonymously by not_allowed_an_account on March 25, 2007, 6:39 pm
Hawthorne Theater..hmmm

Well with my one experience here I had a plate of mixed reviews.The small bar atttached in front to the now defunct Conan's(the new main room)is always packed.That's great for business,but bad for tryin to get a cocktail in under 15 minutes.The crowd varies from show to show,but the night I was there was for a Volcom snowboard video premier so the hot snowbunnies and the shitbags like myself meshed well.Once you got a drink the booze was generous and the staff was pretty cool.Dope lit up bartop too.All and all not Sabala's but pretty damn cool.

Reviewed Anonymously by Definitely Not gravylegs on February 28, 2007, 4:21 pm
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