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Conan's (CLOSED)

3862 SE Hawthorne Blvd
Portland, OR 97214
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Located in: Southeast Portland

BarFly's Review of Conan's (CLOSED)

Conan's is now the "Hawthorne Theater". Please see listing.

Reader Reviews of Conan's (CLOSED)
Concert hall bar - Lame
Haven't tried the main bar, but the bar in the concert hall is depressingly bad. Very low-end well drinks, nothing that costs over $30/bottle, no vermouth, beer selection is tiny, but acceptable.
Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by not_allowed_an_account on March 25, 2007, 6:39 pm
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Hawthorne Theater..hmmm
Well with my one experience here I had a plate of mixed reviews.The small bar atttached in front to the now defunct Conan's(the new main room)is always packed.That's great for business,but bad for tryin to get a cocktail in under 15 minutes.The crowd varies from show to show,but the night I was there was for a Volcom snowboard video premier so the hot snowbunnies and the shitbags like myself meshed well.Once you got a drink the booze was generous and the staff was pretty cool.Dope lit up bartop too.All and all not Sabala's but pretty damn cool.
Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by Definitely Not gravylegs on February 28, 2007, 4:21 pm
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