Crystal Ballroom
1332 W BurnsidePortland, OR 97205
503/ 778.5625
Located in: Downtown Portland & near Northwest Portland - Visit Website
BarFly's Review of Crystal Ballroom
Swellegant 90-year-old third-floor dance hall, rescued from the wrecking ball, and somewhat hippified by McMenamins in the late nineties. Still has all the bells and whistles of the younger part of the 20th century, including a balcony bar and a 'floating' dancefloor ("dance on air" on its sprung hardwood floor). Midsize, mostly indie-rock touring bands predominate, with local showcases, and the occasional dance night, fill its schedule.. With notable exceptions, the service blows - expect a long wait, a vacant stare, and a short pour. Still, a terrific showplace, with great sound and dramatic proportions. See separate listiings for Lola's Room, the Crystal's second-floor sister, and Ringler's Pub, its first floor poolhall. Check www.mcmenamins.com for schedule.
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I work there. The Mezzanine Bar costs more because of the convienience if you travel upstairs or manage to grab one of the 70 seats. I can't say much about the drinks (because I don't bartend) other than you have to serve as quickly as possible when you've got 500+ people wanting drinks. It's a music VENUE (2 if you include lola's room), and music BANDS and ARTISTS play there. The all ages side only sucks because you're not old enough to drink, and as far as sneaking in a flask...you go right ahead, but WHEN we catch you, you'll get to finish your flask elsewhere and I wouldn't want to be you if it's before the headliner. As I said in my other post. If you don't like it, don't come. There's nothing more irretating than people bitching about a place they've been to before. If it's not your first time, and you don't like the atmosphere, drink content/prices, save yourself the $50 or whatever the ticket cost you.
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I go to a lot of shows around town and this place, is kind of cool in terms of interior decor and atmosphere. But the sound system is one of the worst. All you can hear is the thud of the bass. The floating dance floor always makes my legs and back hurt after standing for 20 minutes. And the bar on the balcony charges more than the bar on the floor - what's up with that??? Anyway, it's a popular place for larger acts (saw Air there last night), so I usually don't have a choice, but I'll take the Roseland over this any day!
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I like the crystal ballroom as an entertainment venue, but their bar SUCKS! If you go during a show it's just so insanely crowded, the drinks are nothing to write home about and put together fast and sloppy and then you're stuck far away drinking them. It's much better to just have a few drinks prior and then sneak in a flask so you can watch the show AND get drunk!
P.S. Jess Stuart, posting your swing ads in here is cheeseball. I know people in your organization and their all cool but this is a website to review bars. I'm not here to get solicited.
The Crystal has a once a month swing dance! For dates and schedules, check out www.westsideswing.com. The floor is bouncy. You kind slide a couple of feet, but the floor isn't slippery. Overall, one of the best floors I've danced on.
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This is the only place to see national acts in Portland in the winter. It's sooo much better than the normal black box clubs like LaLuna (thank god it's gone) or Roseland. Atmosphere, uniqueness, I'm sure the musicians love playing there as opposed to some nameless caverne noir that they play in every other town. That means they have more fun, are more spontaneous and play better there than any other indoor place they play - almost anywhere.
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I really like this place--seen many good bands & acts perform at the Crystal over the years.. The Crsytal Ballroom has TWO floors two choose from, should you happen to feel a bit crowded on the main floor downstairs. As for the dancefloor at the Crystal Ballroom, it is GREAT. (I don't agree with Nicki Finn's post here), because it is THE ONLY dancefloor in Portland where you're dancing on actual "air,"---the dancefloor at the crystal is unique and original in a class all on it's own--compared to ALL OTHER dancefloors in Portland...Where else in Portland does the dancefloor bounce and move, when your dancing? NO WHERE.
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I think the Crystal pretty much sucks. The all ages venues suck even more becasue the beer section is away from the stage, which leaves all of us drunk fucks too far away to enjoy the festivities. The other downfall is this area is uber crowded, allowing no breathing room, or at least no breathing room which is not filled with reminants of alcohol. And the whole dancing or floating floor, or whatever the hell it is, just does not impress me. But, I would have no choice but to go again, as the Crystal gets some pretty good music venues.
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