Cuckoo's Nest Tavern

1944 N Portland Blvd Portland, OR 97217
Phone: (503) 283.2372
Located in: North Portland
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Reader Reviews of Cuckoo's Nest Tavern
Cucks

What a lovely place, great new air conditioning, during the week treats from one of the bar keep, won thousands on KENO. Great friendly crowd. Only Tavern on Rosa Parks Way!!!!

Looking forward to some Mickalob Light!!!!

Reviewed Anonymously by dw on August 3, 2009, 6:13 am
Ever seen Trees Lounge?

Picture a sad old man drinking Hamm's from a can all day long while he ponders the life he's wasted. That's this bar.

Reviewed Anonymously by lockie fantico on September 15, 2008, 12:57 am
This place is ok.

Other than the fact that my favorite beer is not on tap, this place is as good as any to have a cold one.

Reviewed Anonymously by St.Bruno on September 5, 2008, 7:21 pm
The NEST

This bar is a time warp, a great place to drown your troubles or hide with your mistress. Needs to lose all the lotto noise though.

Reviewed Anonymously by James on July 3, 2008, 4:45 pm
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