Dante's

1 SW 3rd Ave Portland, OR 97204
Phone: (503) 226.6630

Located in: Downtown Portland - Visit Website
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BarFly's Review of Dante's

How To Make A Rock Club: 1.) transform misused space (Chang’s Mongolian Grill, say) in the heart of burgeoning nightlife zone to stygian-chic wonderland, 2.) hire Portland’s most charismatic musicians as staff, 3.) host live karaoke, stripper cabaret, storytelling nights and unusual talents (Storm Large, say, who also tended bar for a bit) alongside the best local bands and national acts that should be playing rooms triple the capacity. As emblem of Portland’s transformation from backwoods scene demanding proper attention to indie mecca protesting overexposure, Dante’s somehow manages to attract the suburban hordes while retaining punk mainstays - VIP boxes and open flames equally, blissfully ignored. The devil has all the good bars.

Mondays: Ground Zero Lounge w/Clyde Lewis (lively topical debate moderated by talk radio fave, 6-9pm, free!). Sing with a live band! Ever-popular Karaoke From Hell (10pm, $2). Tuesdays: S.I.N. City.
Thursdays: Thrasher Presents Low Dough Shows (9pm, $5).
Sundays: Red hot burly-q Sinferno Cabaret & Sex Industry Night (9pm).

Dante's's Happy Hours
Monday $1 domestic bottles and slices, 4-8pm
Tuesday $1 domestic bottles and slices, 4-8pm
Wednesday $1 domestic bottles and slices, 4-8pm
Thursday $1 domestic bottles and slices, 4-8pm
Friday $1 domestic bottles and slices, 4-8pm
SaturdayAlas, no happy hour today.
SundayAlas, no happy hour today.

Dante's Calendar

Thu 11/19 @ XOTICA-GO-GO, & The World Famous XOTICA-GO-GO Dancers! Door: FREE!
Thu 11/19 @ Eek-A-Mouse, Bleu Meadows, Jagga Adv: $20.00 / Door: $23.00
TODAY! @ 9:30 pm King Khan & BBQ Show, Those Darlins Adv: $12.00 / Door: $15.00
TODAY! @ 11:59 pm DANCE PARTY with DJ MESTIZO Door: FREE!
Sat 11/21 @ 9:00 pm THE GREATEST ROCK EXPERIENCE OF ALL TIME Emcee Eleven, DJ GrungeRuckus, Queens of Oblivion, Heavy Liquid, ManHandel, Sadie LaGuerre, The Good Time Girls Door: $8.00
Sun 11/22 @ Sinferno Cabaret, Bastard Sons, PeeWee Moore Door: $8.00
Mon 11/23 @ Karaoke From Hell, Ground Zero Lounge
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Reader Reviews of Dante's
Only real rock club

Dante's is the only club in this whole city that feels like a proper dick-in-the-dirt rock club. Being too crowded and half-full of douchebags is part of that, but so is the fact that the freaks are definitely in charge there. I perform at and patronize Dante's with some frequency, and no douchebag has ever successfully laid a hand on me or ruined my experience because the bartenders and bouncers are looking out for their own at all times.

I will agree, however, that they would benefit from hiring a booker so they could attract more national acts and promising locals. My impression is that they basically draw from their personal friends and associates; a list which includes lots of great bands like Revolting Cocks and Gooferman, but which also includes lots of bands that are like the dishwasher's brother and his girlfriend.

Reviewed Anonymously by Batty on July 22, 2009, 1:47 pm
Best place to see music in PDX

hands down the best live show atmosphere in the Rose City.

no matter who is playing i've always had a good time!

Reviewed By BarFly User saddays on April 18, 2009, 4:17 pm
Great fucking bar.

I stop in almost every sunday while traveling from portland to gresham. Drinks are stiff, and the staff is friendly. Not to mention the over all vibe of the bar is great. Definitly one of the best bars in portland.

Reviewed Anonymously by Nepple on August 12, 2008, 6:22 pm
Nice Sound

Had not been to Dante's in a while... was able to enjoy a show last week. I love the layout here. In my opinion one of the best places to see bands in Portland. Even more importantly great sound and acoustics.

When I have been here previously for Sinferno I've not been as excited about drink quality/quantity of booze, but had some nice pours on this night.

Reviewed By BarFly User beav on May 10, 2008, 9:07 am
Sinferno - Photographers

Sinferno would be a lot more fun if I could go and enjoy myself without worrying about pictures of me ending up on some creepy website. Get rid of the f'ing photographer!

Reviewed Anonymously by Pussy on January 29, 2008, 1:50 am
Kararoke from HELL...seriously

A friend and I, being huge Karaoke fans, came to Dante's for Karaoke from Hell one night and were so excited about it. We were warned that a fair tip will get you into the cue faster...3 hours later, after tipping the Karaoke From Hell Gatekeeper $20, we still hadn't been called up. What gives??? I know there are some Karaoke joints in this town where you have to show a little green to get behind the mic, but 3 hours??? I haven't waited that long to sing even at Chopsticks, sans exorbitant bribe-tip!!! Seemed like "friends of the band" were getting the treatment that night. Never going back.

Reviewed By BarFly User The Ice Queen on January 22, 2008, 1:58 pm
WHo Cares

Man this storm bullshit

cmon guys everyone is all over Storm cause shes got a nice body and shows her tits...big deal. If she was some dude..nobody would give a fuck All those clowns on Supernova..cant write lyrics or songs worth a shit. With all the talent in PDX everyone is all hype over some generic singer who entered a sold out show at that...

oh yeah Dantes rules though!!!

Reviewed Anonymously by beatleguese on September 10, 2006, 4:16 pm
karaoke from hell

singing with the band was so much fun! Its hard though, you need to really know the songs, i asked for cues though and got them. drinks were expensive but that was expected. what a blast!

Reviewed Anonymously by A on May 12, 2006, 2:37 pm
You Poor Bastards

Well, perhaps mine is not a fair review, as I have been going to shows at Dante's since the day the little devil bar was born...but I love it. I mean i fucking LOVE IT. Zac is a nice piece of ass to look at behind the bar (but don't bug him, he'll pee on you) and who can fuck with the place that employs Storm in all her six-foot glory? Not you. Dante's kicks ass.

Reviewed Anonymously by Mel on May 5, 2006, 7:23 pm
Karaoke From Hell

Karaoke From Hell is in my opinion the most fun thing to do any night of the week. Perhaps J is pissed because he/she can't sing? Might help.... Not sure what you mean about being superior, either, the band is very accepting and friendly with all types of people, amazingly so in my opinion, more that I would be.

As far as Dante's goes, it is basically the heart of downtown, check it out.

Reviewed Anonymously by Portland Uke on April 26, 2006, 1:56 pm
Sunday Night Past 11:30pm

A lot of fun. Very unique. - I am only talking about Sunday night's show here. I walked by on a Saturday night once and the screeching music could have driven nails into concrete. Not for the mellow or timid. Sundays? Different - excellent show.

Reviewed Anonymously by Noisycow on March 2, 2006, 7:21 pm
tha layout

I was thinking kind of the opposite.. on weekends the place has been crowded enough lately that the whole room full of tables thing(albeit great on weeknights) really sucks and the separation is forced on you.

The club seems to have succeeded in booking great shows and providing a more “real” rock experience than the doug fir. However, when it's crowded, people coming in later are sorta forced to go directly to the new side bar which ends up 3 or 4 deep with the bartender getting killed. Meanwhile no one is really even at the main bar cuz you would have to fight thru the people standing behind the tables to get to it and then if you did, there are too many stools at that bar so you'd have to go over somebody or get to the wells which is bad etiquette cuz it fucks up the waitresses game.

So there you are in the new side bar area with your two drinks (cuz you waited in that line you might as well double fist it) and your options are A) stand there and watch the show on a tv or B) go right up to the front of the stage.. something hardly any 21 and over portlander is willing to do.

This place is great.. just lose half of those tables on the weekends please! At least some off the back and to the left by the main bar.

Reviewed Anonymously by dope danny on February 7, 2006, 5:58 am
Poor lame-o reviewers

If someone has a better act they should book it, or better yet, perform it. Whoops, the lame-o spectators are at a loss now. You don't build a successful or great club by letting it go empty. If the acts are lame it's because both the audience and the performers are just lame, both uninspiring to the other. X-ray cafe and satyricon did not turn people away. That, plus a great scene is how they became great clubs. Maybe the yuppies and frat boys will give it a break, go look for fights at some frat bar, and let the freaks come up with something cool so they can come back later and be poseurs again. And bring their cash of course.

I will say that the new space is too wide open. There is not even a slight partition for the dance area, and the space has lost it's warm and intimate atmosphere. They need to break it up a little and make it interesting again.

Reviewed Anonymously by Axle on January 24, 2006, 6:03 am
Poor Dante's

I've always like Dante's. I saw my favorite band there... TWICE!! TrashCan Sinatras were perfect for the atmosphere. However, that being said, I must agree with the other posters. Take a few nights off from acts, silly or otherwise, but especially the silly, to save enough funding for better acts... fill up the space with a good dj... although not always the same one. Just get a rep as being a great bar and when you do have a live act show, it'll go over gangbusters. I just totally agree: clean up and book a better line-up or risk becoming another Satyricon...

Reviewed Anonymously by Optic5 on January 21, 2006, 5:14 pm
hell is fun

Delightful Damion and Rachel really know how to take care of their boozehounds. They did a lovely job serving us up at the Stuntdoubler show last night, as we gathered around the table of open flames. Pizza slices are a delectable late-night snack.

Reviewed Anonymously by ShanRock on December 7, 2005, 10:26 pm
Dante's!

Type of peeps you will see there: Chicks: Your occasional black fake fur coat wearin', semi-short dark-haired, somewhat pale skin girl in unattractive skin tight-pants. (Slender legs in those pants yes, but, still unattractive). (Unless, this is your type of chick). Guys: Not much to say there. Nothing spectacular..Average Joe Blows...

Drinks are fairly decent though, worth the money--pretty stiff! Bartendars don't joke around there..

And I'll have to agree with "J"'s post, Dante's has seen better days.. What the hell is up with all the lame acts they've been bringing lately? This has been going on, for MONTHS now. Try more like, past year or so! Dante's please, please, please, update your musical tastes with musicians who feel the need to not act so superior. Double yawn.. *Sigh*

Reviewed Anonymously by GirlieGirl! on July 14, 2005, 9:26 pm
Karaoke from Hell

Basically an excuse for some average musicians to act superior. Yawn. I doubt this review will see the light of day- considering the unholy relationship of Dante's and our beloved publisher.

Reviewed Anonymously by J on July 9, 2005, 12:00 am
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