The Decoy

10710 NW St Helens Road Portland, OR 97231
Phone: (503) 286.2655

Located in: Northwest Portland & near North Portland - Visit Website
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Hours:
Mon-Thu 9am-11pm
Fri/Sat 7am-Close
Sunday 7am-10pm

The Decoy's Happy Hours
Mondayhappy hour food, prices vary 4-6pm daily
Tuesdayhappy hour food, prices vary 4-6pm daily
Wednesdayhappy hour food, prices vary 4-6pm daily
Thursdayhappy hour food, prices vary 4-6pm daily
Fridayhappy hour food, prices vary 4-6pm daily
Saturdayhappy hour food, prices vary 4-6pm daily
Sundayhappy hour food, prices vary 4-6pm daily
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Reader Reviews of The Decoy
The Decoy has 4.7 out of 5 based on 3 ratings and 6 user reviews.
Wow

Ok, Decoy I'm not stalking you but this is my third comment. An update on an update. Had breakfast at the Decoy - tried the Avocado / Tomato Eggs Benedict. It was Heaven! Coupled with a Big Ass cranberry Mimosa (x2) and I nearly needed a moment alone. This is my new favorite place to have booze with breakfast. I'm in love.

Reviewed Anonymously by suusannaah on November 8, 2012, 6:42 am
A second chance

An update to an earlier post where I called the Decoy OK. Went back for lunch and was more than a little impressed with the burger choices and can I get an Amen for perhaps one of the best mojitos I've had in a long time. Very friendly service. A big hit. Stop by and have a mojito.

Reviewed By BarFly User suuusssannaah on April 18, 2011, 5:21 am
The Decoy

The Decoy is one of the best bars / Restaurants in town. The service is prompt and the employees are friendly. The food is great. The Prime Rib special on Saturday nights are the best. A nice place to go have dinner and a couple of drinks and come home with money left in your pocket.

Reviewed Anonymously by St.Bruno on August 13, 2010, 4:46 pm
The Decoy

The Decoy is one of the best bars / Restaurants in town. The service is prompt and the employees are friendly. The food is great. The Prime Rib special on Saturday nights are the best. A nice place to go have dinner and a couple of drinks and come home with money left in your pocket.

Reviewed Anonymously by St.Bruno on June 22, 2010, 3:13 pm
Food & service

This is the BEST small restaurant that we will travel 30+ minutes to eat at! Their food is great, especially the Fish & Chips (cod), and we enjoy the friendly service. My elderly mom, who is so finicky, cannot quit talking about the great food she enjoys so much here. Bar/Grill atmosphere is homey, not fu-fu; dress comfortable and eat your hearts out!! Try their appetizers too; fried mushrooms are delish!! We try to eat here at least once a week.

Reviewed Anonymously by GG on May 11, 2010, 11:10 am
Okay

The Decoy is a great place for us Columbia County folks to meet up with their Portland counterparts and even better they are open for breakfast. The service is good, the decor is OK, except for the ratty booth vinyl.

Breakfast was OK, which belies the sign out front that says "best breakfast in town"...well, perhaps in Linnton that's true.

My friend and I both LOVE a bloody beer, but they didn't have Clamato, so we muddled through with straight tomato juice. Ick. When the people behind us sat down and asked about Clamato, I thought that was too big a coincidence and others must have asked before us, so I'm thinking if more than one person ask for the same thing and you aren't carrying it, someone should get a pad of paper and pencil and start a shopping list. I think it has a half-life of at least a billion years so why not pick up a bottle?

Overall a good place for breakfast with reasonable prices and good food and service.

Reviewed By BarFly User suuusssannaah on April 11, 2010, 6:16 am
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