Dino's (CLOSED)

1008 SE Hawthorne Portland, OR 97214
Phone: (503) 232.9516
Located in: Southeast Portland
happy hourpoolvideo pokerlate night
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BarFly's Review of Dino's (CLOSED)

See Hawthorne Strip. Divey hole-in-the-wall is considerably spiffier than it once notoriously wasn’t, but still retains its vintage charms. Tiny stage and rack tucked into front corner, pool table (only 25 cents!) squeezed into the back. Most dancers are light on the silicone, heavy on the burlesque (“Brooklyn”, one of PDX’s most entertaining ladies, is a regular performer). Bands perform on an occasional basis, too. Good juke! Beer from $2.00 regularly. 50 cents off all bevs 4-6pm daily. Open 11am-2:30am M-Sat. Sundays: Hair of the Dog: $1 off drafts, 50 cents off bottles and cans + $2 biscuits and gravy. Thursdays: Customer Appreciation Day: Happy hour specials from 4pm-close.

Dino's (CLOSED) 's Happy Hours
Monday50 cents off all bevs 4-6pm
Tuesday50 cents off all bevs 4-6pm
Wednesday50 cents off all bevs 4-6pm
Thursday50 cents off all bevs 4-6pm, Customer Appreciation Day: Happy hour specials from 4pm-close
Friday50 cents off all bevs 4-6pm
Saturday50 cents off all bevs 4-6pm
Sunday50 cents off all bevs 4-6pm
Reader Reviews of Dino's (CLOSED)
Dino's (CLOSED) has 6 user reviews.
Ok, but there are better.

I wonder why they bother with the strippers? The beer is cheap and cold, but when the bartender is the hottest female there, and isn't taking her clothes off, there could be an issue.

Reviewed Anonymously by Q on July 12, 2006, 4:24 pm
Fun times

Dino's is my favorite strip club in Portland! Cute and friendly girls, nice variety, good music, cheap beer. What more could you ask for?

Reviewed Anonymously by Johnathon on May 31, 2006, 8:42 pm
Don't go here for the atmosphere.

When one of the girls started dancing I had to move from the rack to the bar to keep from losing my dinner. Maybe she should consider an occupation where she keeps her clothes on! On the plus side they have Hamms.

Reviewed Anonymously by Blue on December 28, 2005, 9:24 pm
Not your average strip club

This place rocks! A great juke box, friendly bartenders, and cute girls who actually look like they're glad to be there. Very friendly toward couples and woman, and a good mix of hipsters and blue collar dudes.

Reviewed Anonymously by steffypants on December 27, 2005, 6:34 pm
Ace

What a place!! Gorgeous girls, great staff and friendly patrons.

Had the good fortune of witnessing "Howie & the Hot Knives" in the corner down the back

Reviewed Anonymously by Red on December 21, 2005, 1:38 am
sleaziest

got to be the most fun/sleaziest strip club in town. great bartenders. never know who you'll find dancing, but if you're laying money down you best be watching. pool for cheap 50cents. vid poker. bands play every once in a while in the back of the tiny bar. last time i was there my sister was attacked out front by a cat so keep your eyes out for a friendly looking black feline. bring it to me for a reward, but don't get it near your face.

Reviewed Anonymously by jeffro on April 10, 2005, 3:43 pm
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