Dirty
NW Third @ CouchPortland, OR 97209
503/ 227.1898
Located in: Downtown Portland & near Northwest Portland - Visit Website
BarFly's Review of Dirty
A germaphobic Mormon’s wet dream of a stripper pole showroom. Out of all adjectives, ‘dirty’ is the last that comes to mind upon appraisal, which is probably the greatest compliment one can pay it. Now, if it was called “Vapid”...
Reader Reviews of Dirty
I crap better than this place
Well,
Where do I start. P-town r u listening? You are NOT Los Angeles. You are NOT Las Vegas. I know the people who run this joint want to make you feel like you are the "beautiful people" - but you are not. You are from Portland - be fat, ugly, and proud!
Ok - now the bar. It sucked. The drinks have more water in them than the last enema I had. The so-called "bartender" chicks are retarded. "no sweetie, I didn't say jack me off. I said jack and coke".
The music sucked. "Hey look at me, I have a neat-o PC and wear my hat backwards, I am cooool!"
The "military" bouncers (who should kick the ass of the loser who chose those rediculous uniforms) only let in "appropriate" patrons (read - "pretty" girls. and male friends of the owners)
What do you give this dirty piece of shite bar....2 thumbs down my throat. (gag!)
Well,
Where do I start. P-town r u listening? You are NOT Los Angeles. You are NOT Las Vegas. I know the people who run this joint want to make you feel like you are the "beautiful people" - but you are not. You are from Portland - be fat, ugly, and proud!
Ok - now the bar. It sucked. The drinks have more water in them than the last enema I had. The so-called "bartender" chicks are retarded. "no sweetie, I didn't say jack me off. I said jack and coke".
The music sucked. "Hey look at me, I have a neat-o PC and wear my hat backwards, I am cooool!"
The "military" bouncers (who should kick the ass of the loser who chose those rediculous uniforms) only let in "appropriate" patrons (read - "pretty" girls. and male friends of the owners)
What do you give this dirty piece of shite bar....2 thumbs down my throat. (gag!)
Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by Concerned P-towner on July 1, 2008, 4:30 pm
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Getting there
I have been to Dirty a couple times, and I it has been pretty fun. It is definately a younger 21-25 crowd, and a little bit risque... but really, would you expect sophistication from a place called Dirty? I have been once when the dance floor was open, and once when it was under construction. I like the atmosphere of the bar area, so once it is all done, I think the bar and the dance sections will really work well together.
The only cons I would give Dirty is that the girl bartenders seem to be lacking in drink making skills. I've had to had my drink re-made a few times.
All in all, Dirty is young, fun, and a little bit naughty...
I have been to Dirty a couple times, and I it has been pretty fun. It is definately a younger 21-25 crowd, and a little bit risque... but really, would you expect sophistication from a place called Dirty? I have been once when the dance floor was open, and once when it was under construction. I like the atmosphere of the bar area, so once it is all done, I think the bar and the dance sections will really work well together.
The only cons I would give Dirty is that the girl bartenders seem to be lacking in drink making skills. I've had to had my drink re-made a few times.
All in all, Dirty is young, fun, and a little bit naughty...
Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by Marie on June 24, 2008, 7:35 pm
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worst djs i've ever heard.
dirty is a semi-decent place. but they hire the bottom of the barrel DJs with absolutely no skill. this place won't last.
dirty is a semi-decent place. but they hire the bottom of the barrel DJs with absolutely no skill. this place won't last.
Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by dick tracy on June 21, 2008, 7:03 pm
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SO LAME
I really have no idea where to start here….night started off with this big fat no talent ass clown of a security guard looking like he just got of a plane from Iraq. With that said he then decided that he was so freaking cool in his lame ass uniform to tell me that I was not allowed in the bar with shoes that have no laces…yet he just let Mr. Abercrombie in with flip flops…after being a dosh pop I get in and pay my $10 cover cause I have a wanker between my legs...but if I had boobs it was free. So now I am in and this place is so want to be LA and Vegas it is truly sad and pathetic. All the people are nothing but 21 to 25 year olds that are like, “Look at me I am an Abercrombie model”. The drinks are expensive and are 90% water…the music blows…oh and if you want to dance with a girl back in the “dance area” you have to pay another $10 guys because you have a wanker and not boobs so in all you pay….
$10 to get in
$60 for crapy water downed drinks
$0 for crapy atmosphere
$10 to go dance if you’re a guy
So absolutely not worth it ever, worst bar I have ever been to and I have been all over the world…that should say a lot.
I really have no idea where to start here….night started off with this big fat no talent ass clown of a security guard looking like he just got of a plane from Iraq. With that said he then decided that he was so freaking cool in his lame ass uniform to tell me that I was not allowed in the bar with shoes that have no laces…yet he just let Mr. Abercrombie in with flip flops…after being a dosh pop I get in and pay my $10 cover cause I have a wanker between my legs...but if I had boobs it was free. So now I am in and this place is so want to be LA and Vegas it is truly sad and pathetic. All the people are nothing but 21 to 25 year olds that are like, “Look at me I am an Abercrombie model”. The drinks are expensive and are 90% water…the music blows…oh and if you want to dance with a girl back in the “dance area” you have to pay another $10 guys because you have a wanker and not boobs so in all you pay….
$10 to get in
$60 for crapy water downed drinks
$0 for crapy atmosphere
$10 to go dance if you’re a guy
So absolutely not worth it ever, worst bar I have ever been to and I have been all over the world…that should say a lot.
Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by HI TOP on June 15, 2008, 10:52 pm
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It's very very Vegas
My friend and I stopped in about a month ago at about 3 p.m. to check it out and were greeted by a girl in dominatrix boots and fishnets and a schoolgirl skirt so short you could see what religion she was. I'm all for getting your skank on, but in the middle of the afternoon? Kinda jarring. My friend and I are not at all uptight, she's a former stripper even, but stopping in for a beer and a bite to eat and being waited on by that is weird. Does the interior of this place remind anyone else of Applebees? At least it isn't the Dixie.
My friend and I stopped in about a month ago at about 3 p.m. to check it out and were greeted by a girl in dominatrix boots and fishnets and a schoolgirl skirt so short you could see what religion she was. I'm all for getting your skank on, but in the middle of the afternoon? Kinda jarring. My friend and I are not at all uptight, she's a former stripper even, but stopping in for a beer and a bite to eat and being waited on by that is weird. Does the interior of this place remind anyone else of Applebees? At least it isn't the Dixie.
Dirty
Finally someone actually spent some time and money in a club in Portland, It is not the same old tired regurgetated crap!
Me and my girlfriends went on a Friday and it was F'in rockin. and Yes! after a few drinks we where all dancing on the poles!
Finally someone actually spent some time and money in a club in Portland, It is not the same old tired regurgetated crap!
Me and my girlfriends went on a Friday and it was F'in rockin. and Yes! after a few drinks we where all dancing on the poles!
Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by squeeker on April 11, 2008, 11:41 am
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