I love Dolphin 2, much better than other strip clubs close by, thats for sure. Cool DJ's, good music, Super HOT Dancers who are Very Nice and Down to Earth Girls!!! Especially at night time there is plenty of Hotties everywhere :) Drinks are a little spendy but their good drinks! Bartenders are very cool too. I am a regular there now!!!

I went to the Dolphin II in the afternoon to waste some time. Four girls were working, none worth watching very long. A pretty blonde approached me and we made pleasant conversation, then went to the "private" room for some couch dances. I paid $20 for a fully clothed dance with a cushion between me and the dancer. WTF? Don't waste your time. Go down the street 6 blocks and get a real dance with no cushions and some real contact.

I visit a lot of strip clubs, and this one is the best i've found in the portland area, and one of my favorite anywhere. The girls are really nice, and mostly HOT.

This place is usually awesome. There's almost always some cool strippers and if there's 3 stages running there's almost always someone shaking something worth looking at. I wish they had more hot Asians, but then I wish everyone place had more hot Asians (and fake boobs make Asians cease to be hot, sorry) and more petite african american girls who have a degree in the old fashioned bump and grind. Now they have a weird thing with lap dances here. You can either have a traditional "she takes off her clothes and dances for you for a song" dance or the other kind. The other kind is where she keeps her clothes on and rubs up against your body, breaths in your ear and make enough physical contact with you to either remind you what making out in high school was like... in your dreams... or maybe give you a stiffy. Now while respecting the law is great, it's hard to argue with the fact that there are plenty of clubs where for a couple of bucks they will smash good old all natural boobs right into your face for a few bucks. If that's the kind of action you're looking for you won't find it here. But the girls are HOT. They look really good, most of them. Also there's a platform for the underagers to kind of stand like a slave on an auction block and wait for someone to buy a lapdance since they can't sit with you, it being a bar and all that. I've almost never left this place for at least 30 minutes when I got there. And they usually don't harass you with the drink minimum and the cover is half of Stars.

This place reeks of douchiness. Dress code? Please. This place has got a long was to go before a dress code seems appropriate. Sub-par girls, corny DJ, lame vegas-wannabe environment. The bartender was by far the hottest girl in the building, which is always frustrating.

Been there once. And that was my last. You walk in and its one of those loud joints with the DJ telling you to yell as loud as you can to win passes or some shit. The chicks were skinny plastic broads. I went there when they sold cigars. The lights are annoying and bright and its loud. Fuck that.

Dolphin II and Dolphin I, in Milwaukie are absolute SHIT HOLES. The owner, Dean, is a true sack of crap. The men's bathroom (if you want to call it that) at Dolphin I is the most disgusting, crumbling, ice age place to piss on the west coast. Dean is so cheap he wouldn't even put a door on the shitter. He put up a shower curtain. Seriously. The glasses that they use for beers may appear to be smaller than standard pint glasses, but they are actually the same. I brought this up to a bartender at D2 a few years ago and she poured a full beer from a regular pint glas into one of the glasses that they use and it was exactly the same. I do hate those glasses though. The quality of girls varies throughout the year. It can be loaded with hot peelers one month and down to just day dancers and fattys the next month. The bathroom attendant at ANY strip club outside of Vegas is moronic and insulting. It's just another way for Dean to squeeze as much cash as he can out of the customers. The attendant has to pay the house $X each night before he makes anything. I don't need to pay to pee or to have someone turn on the sink or hand me a paper towel. The drinks are WAY too expensive and are weak on top of that. The only good thing about this club is the DJ. Big guy who plays a little too much metal and hard rock and plays it a little too loud, but he's funny and truly keeps things moving along. The club is too dark, even for a strip club and the service is way too slow for money that you are paying for the watered down drinks. This place is complete and utter waste of time and money. Avoid it and Dolphin 1 entirely. I would throw a party if either or both of these clubs went out of business.

I have never understood the dress code enforcement at strip clubs. No one has ever been able to give me a reason why it is ok to wear a baseball cap backwards, or sideways, etc, but it is NOT ok to wear a beanie. They always just say the same shit about how they don't know, its just the rule. FUCK YOU! You're not high class for fuck sake, you're goddamn strip club with mediocre dancers at best. We're not in Vegas. This is just another form of discrimination and it fucking pisses me off. Then you charge a great deal more for drinks than any other place, and for what reason exactly? And what the shit is up with the girls having to put a long black skirt on when they give you a private dance, and not even taking their clothes off? Are you fucking serious? I'm paying $20 a song so the girl can PUT ON more clothes? Holy shit. No I'm not exaggerating. The girls seemed nice enough, yes, and the bartenders seemed nice as well, even the door girl. Regardless, allowing one type of headwear over another, charging more for drinks, and making girls put ON a long skirt to give you a private dance, are inexcusable. If you're a fucking tool with a fake gold chain and a popped collar who believes he is high class, then perhaps this would be the place for you. Otherwise, don't waste your time and/or money.

I do not like this place. Too many plastic titties. Bad attitudes. Small drinks. Serve beers by the pint damnit! Fuck! The beers here cost as much as in any other strip club, but they're smaller!?! You pay a cover to get in, the bartenders are surly, and they cheese out on the beer portion? There's a bathroom attendant! WTF? I hold my own dick when I pee, and I don't need to pay some guy a buck to turn on the tap water for me. If you're a high roller that loves to get ego strokes from silicone Barbies for as long as you can keep bleeding twenties, then go get'em, Hoss! Me? Ah, no. I like natural titties, shapely butts, smiles, and beer by the pint served by someone who aprreciates my business.