Jordan
I would like a sculpture of Jordan. She is a very beautiful woman and is a better model for figure than any you'll find . . . her dimensions and matrix for hips, breasts and waist etc. are off the charts. Beyond the norm for a girl . . . her and this is what makes her goddess form beyond the "hot" dopes seek. There are no words. You have to see.

good times
i have been to many clubs and most sucked and it has been a few years since i have been to one an im glad that the dolphin is the one my friend and i went to... the girls are great in every way looks shape personality. Mia is amazing on the pole and off:) she has got to be my fav out of all the girls i saw in those 2 nights. The drinks were good the staff was awesome. It feels good when u go in there and its only your second time and they remember u. this place ROCKS!!!

Slow Monday
1 dancer, 2 tables, and a slobbering Pedro. Lights might as well've been on. Goose and soda, a few bills on the floor, then left. So much for lusty satisfaction on queue.

Sweet Just dont park in Lot
Dancers are amazing and social. Dances are great. Drinks are pretty weak. Everytime I go I got 3 or 4 of them at my table, but you usually have to buy them drinks (not such a biggie). The last 3 times I went police cars are IN THE LOT. A police buddy of mine said the literally drive and stop in the lot a couple of times an hour. I started parking a few blocks away and either cab to my car (No Joke) or walk. Better than a DUI.

We are vip's and proud of it
My wife and i and My buddy and his wife, are all VIP's!! WE go to the dolphin at least once a week. if not two. Friday and saturday nights are the best. Dollar lap dances, free shots, free vip cards (at least 6 are given out from 9-2:00am) THE HOTTEST GIRLS AND MOST ECLECTIC GROUP OF WOMEN. like fake tits? here!! like natural girls(hair and all) HERE! Like your neighbor SHE'S HERE TOO. ALl races, most shapes. ALL NICE WELL MANNERED WOMEN. one girl ELL will burn your eyes with her eye contact. these girls must go to DOLPHIN SCHOOL, cause there are no better strippers anywhere.

Yes there is a 5 cover charge, but remember the bar only makes money off your drinks and food, not the ladies. The ladies pay the bouncer and the waitstaff, and sometimes the house, but usually not. these girls aren't on contract or leasing space, they work for the dolphin.

Go see Summer(seasoned dancer but amazing, and loves swinging couples), Dreamy, Natalia, ELL, and all the other girls.

WEDNESDAY IS LADIES NIGHT, NO COVER FOR ANYONE(usually all weeknights except friday), and $2 off all girls drinks no matter what.

THursdays in novemeber(2006) is bedtime story night. Haven't been yet, but looks like two girls get on a bed and do thinks you'd see in porn.

as i stated before friday and sat nights are the shit there, HARD ROCK MUSIC to rap, to pop. when the dollar dances come up, watch the girls that stay on the stage, this is your only chance to see two girls work the same pole at the same time. we saw some edgy stuff last night, like insinuated girl girl oral...the works man.

GO and go tonight and make sure you vocal chords work, cause you gotta yell for the free shots and free vip cards(work for the rest of 2006) then you cna buy them for $100 for all year, NO COVER.

how can you go wrong and YOUR WIFES will not go home thinking you were googling women all night, my wife saw how much fun it is and not just because of naked women.

HOT HOT HOTT!!111!!1!
man, im telling you! this club is the best thing to happen to me ever in life. You know? girls are so fine you wish you were bonin them on the side. Big boned brawds are the best!!! Hella hot. Yeah, tony the bartender makes the best pina colata. White power!

come on people.,....
well whoever wrote the comment about being dissapointed..got to be crazy because I they some of the best dancers Ive seen in portland..And Ive been to a lot of strip clubs...so...and about the homie g's...they probly had g's if you know what I mean..

Disappointed
I went here for the first time last night... First thing is the "No Dress Code" thing... They say they don't have one, but my husband was wearing a beanie and had to take it off. But the homie G's walking around got to wear their baseball caps. Second, they had a rediculous $5.00 cover. There was nothing special going on, no special girls, nothing. After that cover charge, I had a buy a $4.50 RC Cola! I was the DD, and almost every other bar/club I can think of give the DD's free soda. I thought this was a great way for a bar to show their appreciation to those that like to play it safe. Third, the girls were really nothing to look at, I saw about 6 different dancers and they ranged from having fake tits that didn't move, to have a sagging ass and tummy that reminded me of what my grandma might look like under her clothing. Overall, I was very disappointed and perhaps I just came on a bad night, but my main concern was the dress code part, and the fact that as a DD I ended up paying $9.50 just to see some lame girls that were really too lazy to move.

Overweight strippers
Very unimpressed with the strippers here. Most were overweight. If you are going to be a stripper for a living at least stay in shape and look good. Lots better looking women elsewhere.

dress code
my husband got of work and went there with a budy to have dinner ( his excuse ) and they kicked him out for having a hole in the knee of his jeans and a wallet chain. my husband stayed though and said they had realy great food for cheap prices and the drinks were strong as hell ( i guess the drunker you are the more money your willing to put down the g-string) it works we were late with the rent that month!

Whoa
The hottest chicks in Portland. I mean I've done the strip club thing a million times and it takes a lot to get me out of the house to go to one these days but wow. Hot chicks, good drinks and hot chicks.
One dancer, Alex, is so beautiful you wish she wasn't stripping and that you met her in a bar...and that you were either Brad Pitt good looking or wealthier that shit to get her attention. You think "she's too cool and good to be strippig" but that god she is because she so damn hot you can't help but just hand over your wallet.
Fine drinks and great service for a strip club. Not to mention the girls here actually look like they enjoy dancing.