El Gaucho

319 SW Broadway Portland, OR 97205
Phone: (503) 227.8794
Located in: Downtown Portland - Visit Website
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BarFly's Review of El Gaucho

Spendy enough to break your sugar daddy's bank, but if you've got the flow, this is one of the best places in PDX to blow a wad. Yes, that tall guy is a Blazer. Dark and clubby bar offers somewhat more affordable options, off hours.
Reader Reviews of El Gaucho
El Goucho

I have never had a bad dinner at El Goucho. It is a place to be seen, or if you wish, an excellent place to hide. I have a 100% hit rate but you must qualify your lead first. This place is very expensive so wear your best ‘doors’ T shirt and let the Lizard King do his thing ...

I take only the very best ladies to this place, or very expensive VIPs from work, sometimes one in the same.

I order healthy; ostrich, pan cooked corn, and a good wine. You must get the table side salad and you must have Sherwood for the main man. He is my brother and has been defining excellent service for years. He is the best Maître di alive.

Pick your best target, take her there, and then score like George Best at half time for as long as Elvis can perform...

The place is not cheap, but if you are able to walk properly up to 3 days later then you probably did not eat at El Goucho.

Reviewed Anonymously by Definitely Not Godzilla97124 on September 29, 2009, 9:25 pm
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I just went to el gaucho for late sunday dinner/food happy hour and was disappointed to find that they have not had a happy hour for about a year....Time to update the report.

Reviewed Anonymously by mike on March 29, 2009, 10:13 pm
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