Farm House

3612 SE 82nd Ave Portland, OR 97266
Phone: (503) 777.8126
Located in: Southeast Portland
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BarFly's Review of Farm House

Half NASCAR nightmare, half wild-west karaoke dreamland, the barn-size Farm House is two, two, two clubs in one! Actually, it's more of a gigantic, well-appointed sportsbar upfront, and a spacious karaoke lounge with an old west motif, out back. Good food and friendly service on both sides. Rear lounge only open evenings. Karaoke nightly.

Reader Reviews of Farm House
Karaoke

The farm house has some of the best servers in town and the Karaoke is off the charts with the amount of selection. They have a sports bar up front and a back bar thats open daily after 7pm with Karaoke starting at 9pm. The bartenders and KJ hosts are really cool and its a great place to hang out after a long day.

Reviewed Anonymously by Jonny on July 16, 2008, 7:23 pm
Multi-Enjoyment

I think it's great. You can mingle with friendly people, or you can play poker machines and win, or you can get drunk and sing your fool head off and everybody loves it. Or, you can simply take the owners car for a spin. Oh- of course only after he drives you and your 2 girlfriends home to his nifty little boathouse, and tries to put the make on all of you, and then is too drunk to drive you home. So, he gives you his keys and your off!! Just party all night. You should meet the owner.

Reviewed Anonymously by Crazy Carla on November 26, 2007, 3:45 pm
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