Fuel (CLOSED)

1338 NW Hoyt St Portland, OR 97209
Phone: (503) 222.0742
Located in: Northwest Portland
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FUEL IS CLOSED - PLEASE SEE OLEA

If you can't succeed, try, try again. Former Bima location, seemingly accursed ever since, reincarnated once more as polished steel and black leather powerbooth bedecked bistro and lounge. Careless, heavy-lidded, slow as a poke service does little to lighten the palpably malevolent atmosphere. Gasoline and a match would brighten things up at Fuel, considerably.

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