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Fusion

33 NW 2nd Ave
Portland, OR 97209
503/ 243.4646
Located in: Northwest Portland & near Downtown Portland - Visit Website
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BarFly's Review of Fusion

(formerly, Noche) New ambient/techno oriented "ultralounge" promises a "chill vibe and fine drink." With BarFly fave Lance Blackout onboard, we expect good things.

Reader Reviews of Fusion
hot-headed bouncers - not recommended!
What's with the bouncers in this place? They are rude and aggressive without provocation - especially the one near the door (not the doorman, though he's not friendly either).

Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by john on March 7, 2008, 6:40 pm
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Fusion's Bouncers
Somebody to tell the owner that he is driving away business. Bouncers are a few steps lower than security guards.
Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by Randy on February 17, 2008, 11:56 am
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unruly bouncers - don't go here!

I went there last weekend at about 2:30 after other bars closed. There
was nobody outside (no line), but the doorman insisted that I walk around
and "enter through the entrance barrier" along the sidewalk. As ridiculous
as that was, there were like 4 people inside and the bouncer inside told
me the cover was $10. WHen I asked him why the cover was that steep when
there was hardly anyone inside, he pushed me outside and told me to
"get the fuck out". Needless to say, with out of control thugs like these
running the place, this place won't last too long.
Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by mac on February 16, 2008, 7:11 pm
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