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H2O (CLOSED)

204 SW Yamhill
Portland, OR 97204
503/ 478.7670
Located in: Downtown Portland

BarFly's Review of H2O (CLOSED)

This place did downtown a favor by losing their liquor license. Below is our review:

The Waterworld of clubs—someone’s over-budget, under-whelming idea of a city-slicking singles’ hotspot. Unfortunately, here the ‘swinging singles’ are culled from a mostly middle-management, suburbanite crowd foolish enough to fork over NYC-size covers (up to $10 on weekend nights) for the privilege of swilling ridiculously over-priced martinis in a joint that wouldn’t pass muster in Jacksonville. One cool thing—the cute little baby sharks circling in aquariums around the bar. Open 4pm-1am Mon-Thurs, 5pm-2am Fri-Sat, dark Sundays. Extensive $2.95 menu 4-7pm M-F.

Reader Reviews of H2O (CLOSED)
t'was okay
I went last nite and I was concerned as I stopped going to clubs... the "vip" was long and it seemed like everyone was "vip" which was odd. Got inside and took my coat to coat check, it used to be 1 dollar - inflation and I knew it'd be $2. Went to the bar and was greeted by a friendly face. Someone that used to work with my ex's best friend at another bar. That was the positive, the negative was that he served me weak ass drinks. Everyone I dealt with was friendly. But I can't imagine paying the $10 cover, I still think $5 is pushing it.
Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by melissa on March 11, 2007, 3:47 pm
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Dumb dumb dumb
This place has made me and my friends list of, "will never go to again" spots. Yeah the atmosphere is cool but the staff sucks, the music is for high school kids, people were doing drugs everywhere, I actually witnessed a guy putting something in a drink and told security and they did absolutely nothing about it. Payed way too much for a "normal" drink.. I'm sure I could go on, but I ended up with tunnel vision and walked out the door with my group and went to Baracudas... That's another story though
Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by Does it matter on January 21, 2007, 4:11 am
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Sharks
Yamadawell, at least the alligators escaped (so i've heard).
weird enuff that they had them in the first place
Reviewed Bravely & Awesomely by Yamada on December 15, 2006, 3:37 pm
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Not cool
I think it's cruel to subject sharks to loud ghetto music.
Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by Sick on December 15, 2006, 2:18 pm
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No sorry, I like my life!!
So hey, if you desire an ugly evening, head to H20. Where the staff are delightful persons with the sticks in their asses. Well, lets just say, if you're ugly and/or fat, you will fit right in.
Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by why on December 3, 2006, 10:11 am
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