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Happy Fortune

10420 SW Barbur Blvd.
Portland, OR 97219
503/ 244.8356

Located in: Southwest Portland
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BarFly's Review of Happy Fortune

Me Chinese, me play joke, me pour whiskey in your coke.

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6x Pool tables

Reader Reviews of Happy Fortune
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I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THIS PLACE. SO YUPP I'LL ADMIT, HAPPYFORTUNE GETS (2) BOTH THUMBS UP, FOR THERE EXCELLENT STAFF , FOOD, AND BEST OF LUCK EVER.. AND T SAY THE BEST OF BESTEST FAR MOST ALL MS. SARAH MY NUMBER #1 FAVORITE/BEST BAR TENDER EVER... SHE DEFINITLY ROCKS...
Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by ashante on June 28, 2008, 11:27 am
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F-ing Awsome!
I took a much needed break from school today only to find the best place on earth! I met the best Bartender EVER.... Becky! She is AMAZING! And she takes great care of you and can have a conversation! The drinks are strong and the Jello Shots have WHIP CREAM! The Washington Apples are to die for! I will make this a regular stop after school from now on! Thanks for makin my day Becky. AMF, Apple with SOCO girl. Jen
Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by JenJen on February 21, 2008, 7:20 pm
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Happy Fortune
The beer selection sucks, they dont pour pitchers because the owner "Mike" doesnt want to get people to plastered. However there are 5ish pool tables with 2 of them free all the time. Its always smokey there, video cracked out, semi decent juke box, and most of the chicks there are slutty (mostly from the SW neighborhood area). The bartenders are all nice and Sarah has huge ta-ta's. The food is excellent! Overall, its all right for slutty women and great chinese.
Reviewed Bravely & Awesomely by JohnnyCastle on January 29, 2008, 8:05 pm
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It's a trashy dive bar. The crowd is varied, but a lot of hard core alcoholics and older folk. Most of the people mind their own business, but as with any other dive, the occasional drunk will get on your nerves, but the wonderful bar staff handles bad situations well. The food is great, the kitchen is open to 2:30 am. The shots are cheap and monsterous. The mixed drinks are very strong!! It's an awesome place overall, just watch your back
Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by Jim on December 30, 2007, 1:36 am
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Good cheap food - smoky pool & video crack
The restaurant is never busy, which is surprising since they have some of the better Chinese food in SW, one $7.50 dish is enough for you to eat now AND later.
The bar side (which is in the front of the building) is seedy and smoky, although it does have 5 pool tables. Most of the crowd looks like they are staying by the week in the hotel next door and chain smoking away their money on video poker.
Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by Bobby Ford on October 27, 2007, 12:03 am
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Szczęśliwy Majątek!
Great food! Great staff! You've got to try the apple martini! Hmmm, yummy!
Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by The Blonde & The Polack on November 22, 2006, 7:30 pm
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Happy Fortune
The best (by far) vegetarian mixed Chinese vegetables with sauteed tofu, I've had in any restaurant in the Portland area. They will modify to your taste. (I like lots of garlic.) Excellent, friendly service with reasonable prices. Smoking and non-smoking sections completely separated.
Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by John H on November 21, 2006, 4:06 pm
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