HobNob Grille

3350 SE Morrison Portland, OR 97214
Phone: (503) 445.3665

Located in: Southeast Portland - Visit Website
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BarFly's Review of HobNob Grille

The owner is perhaps the friendliest man alive—and most of the staff follows suit—so it‘s a sickly, sad feeling that accompanies this report, but in the service of journalism…

We don’t get it. We don’t know why the HobNob Grille exists. 

Though we hear there’s been a kitchen change-up recently, the pricy food has gotten reviews that range from wilty to shabby and certainly overcooked, and its baffling décor of beige and mood-relaxant painting suggests the place might double as a dentist’s reception in the off hours; it’s the sort of bar that has a patio but won’t let you smoke in it, which means it’s more a distant offjut of the mostly corporate Hawthorne strip rather than a member of its more free-form Belmont neighborhood.

But, heck, if it keeps the area’s floral-print dresses and khaki slacks up and away from Aalto Lounge, we’ll consider it a public service.

Hours:
Dark on Mondays
Tue-Thu 12:00pm-11:00pm
Fri 12pm-Midnight
Sat 10am-Midnight
Sun 10am-10pm

HobNob Grille's Happy Hours
Monday$2+ apps, $3.50+ beer, $3 cocktail specials. $4+ wine 4-7pm
$2+ apps, $3.50+ beer, $3 cocktail specials. $4+ wine 10pm-close
Tuesday$2+ apps, $3.50+ beer, $3 cocktail specials. $4+ wine 4-7pm
$2+ apps, $3.50+ beer, $3 cocktail specials. $4+ wine 10pm-close
Wednesday$2+ apps, $3.50+ beer, $3 cocktail specials. $4+ wine 4-7pm
$2+ apps, $3.50+ beer, $3 cocktail specials. $4+ wine 10pm-close
Thursday$2+ apps, $3.50+ beer, $3 cocktail specials. $4+ wine 4-7pm
$2+ apps, $3.50+ beer, $3 cocktail specials. $4+ wine 10pm-close
Friday$2+ apps, $3.50+ beer, $3 cocktail specials. $4+ wine 4-7pm
$2+ apps, $3.50+ beer, $3 cocktail specials. $4+ wine 10pm-close
Saturday$2+ apps, $3.50+ beer, $3 cocktail specials. $4+ wine 4-7pm
$2+ apps, $3.50+ beer, $3 cocktail specials. $4+ wine 10pm-close
Sunday$2+ apps, $3.50+ beer, $3 cocktail specials. $4+ wine 4-7pm
$2+ apps, $3.50+ beer, $3 cocktail specials. $4+ wine 10pm-close
Reader Reviews of HobNob Grille
HobNob Grille has 2.3 out of 5 based on 3 ratings and 4 user reviews.
DONT WORK HERE

I just quit working here after two weeks. I found the owner, Jason, an entitelist. He continued to pocket my tips in the name of training while he was scheduling me on busy shifts, filling a slot when he would have to have a full staff. I wasnt "shadowing" anyone or being tought anything. when i asked when my "training" would be over and i would be allowed to keep my tips he gave vauge answeres and kept my money again. After friday night when we sold several thousand in boose and food, bringing in more then $500 in gratuity (which he kept after giving me $80 of that), it was clear this job was not how it had been presented in my interview. I assure you as we worked that night alone together, he DID NOT work 4 times harder then me. Other staff have shared with me that this is an on going issue here. That he often "fogets" about tip share. They have allowed it cause, "at least they have a job". Everyone there has only been there for a few months at best.

Seems greedy to me that this man not only profits on everything being sold in his venue but also keeps much more then a fair portion of gratuity given in good faith by his customers. I suggest you dont make this man any richer buy patronizing his venue. I also STRONGLY suggest you dont work for him!

This is a tiny blip on my radar, but I felt the need to put it out there for others who might look for a job here. If they are like me, they look at online listings about the business they are applying at.

Reviewed Anonymously by Jolynne Milone on November 21, 2011, 3:56 pm
Great place, Please read

What are you talking about?? I love the Hobnob!!!

I have been going to the Hobnob for the last 6 months (as of 3/10/11), multiple times a week; I cannot get enough of their food and drinks. The owner is one of the nicest people you will ever meet in the industry, very personable and amusing, and his staff is very friendly and on point. The food is superb, many excellent burger selections, breakfast and $2 mimosas on the weekends is awesome and the best way to recover from a work week.

As a beer lover I was excited to become a stein member. They have a beer punch card program that you must earn that will get you your own 26oz stein which makes normal pints seem like shot glasses. They also do a few very unique and tasty infusions that change with the seasons, I highly recommend the Pink, a berry vodka infusion, to every lady out there and any guy who has a sweet side. This is way better then a cosmo. The Friggin Delicious is my second favorite, spicy and sweet made with habanero infused vodka, rum guava and OJ. There are too many drinks to list and these guys are always coming up with something new.

With everything from Salsa dancing to an open mic night there is always something to do....did I mention free ping pong? Happy Hour is every day 4-7.

I suggest you go to the Hobnob Grille and make up your own mind, you will not be disappointed. My only regret is I cannot walk to the Hobnob from where I live or I would be there daily, but everyone who lives in the SE Belmont are you have got to stop by and check it out.

Reviewed By BarFly User Vicious M3 on March 10, 2011, 6:57 pm
Danger!

I am not a review writer. I keep my opinion to myself unless it is positive, because i dont want to badmouth Portland businesses.

BUT. This is the worst experience I have ever had at a bar or a restaurant.

The food was so disgusting, and I got eggs benedict that was nearly raw, and cold. My boyfriend and I were both on the verge of ill for several hours after eating here.

Also, the waitress was so bad I was almost in awe. I wont even go into detail about how long she took to come take our order (after we had to ask her for menus because she didnt bring them) and how long the food took. But what got me was how often I had to get up to ask her (again) for things that she totally forgot we had requested, multiple times! Tea. Milk. Sugar. Salt. Pepper. Ketsup. I'm actually amazed she remembered to bring us our food, although maybe she had forgotten and that's why it was so cold.

I should also point out, there was only one other person in the place, sitting at the bar. She was NOT busy.

I am hoping that Hob Nob is replaced by something better in this location and soon, since it's the perfect spot but has had such bad luck since Salvador Mollys went away.

Reviewed Anonymously by Kate on June 7, 2010, 4:09 pm
HobNob Grille

There is no smoking allowed outside and there is no heated area.

Reviewed Anonymously by H on November 21, 2009, 7:45 pm
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