Home Turf Sports Bar
13500 SW Pacific HighwayPortland, OR 92
503/ 968.5778
Located in: Way the hell out there
BarFly's Review of Home Turf Sports Bar
Yet another Tigard find...only we haven't made it there. So have your way with our review system. Really work it in.
My first impression of this place was like every 12 year old boys bedroom.
I mean come on this shithole of a place can use some kind of an upgrade
Who ever owns this place should invest a few cents from the bottles he collects on the side of the road. The people that hang out at this place are like people I would s
ee at a freak show fat broads and orange vested road crew people seem to
litter this establishment bringing their retarded social skills along wit
h them it seems that women weighing over 2 bills feel free to wear belly shirts
and short shorts after seeing this trainwreck of a shithole I sure as hell
was not going to try their food. I lost my appetite and got out of there.
As I left I heard one of the mutant regulars shout "Hey Dennis I need anot
her shot of jager" As Dennis grabbed his diminutive crotch and told his gu
y friend to smell his dirty ditch digging hands. Very charming I shall never
return
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Great, this place got a slot. Oh well, it's not like the majority of their clientele reads or anything. Take a craptastic place in a stripmall with a gun store 2 doors down as a good omen, lay down carpet that looks like it was stolen from a 5 year old boy's bedroom, (little soccer balls and baseball bats! How festive!) Throw in some TV's and pool tables and see how it attracts every fucktard in Tigard. I know 5 people who've gotten their cars broken into while visiting this place. The regulars are a bunch of dirtbags who think they run the place, my favorite kind of people. If you are a girl who isn't butt ugly expect to catch shit from the dumpy female regulars who will assume you're just there to cramp their style. The only purpose this place serves is that you can drink here while your car is being worked on in Firestone.And if a really fat female in skin tight clothes flips you any guff, by all means call her out on it.

