La Merde

301 SE Morrison St. Portland, OR 97214
Phone: (503) 234.1324
Located in: Southeast Portland
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BarFly's Review of La Merde

Montage's bar is dedicated to the professional drinker, as subtly indicated by the huge "NO MINORS" sign that takes up the better part of one wall, and further evinced by the attitude of the take-no-crap barkeeps who reserve little patience for the dithering or naive. Enter on Third, or through Montage dining room. Open 4pm-2:30am Monday-Friday, 5pm-2:30am Saturday and Sunday. $3 drinks and $1.95 apps 5-6pm My-F. Thursdays: Triviology with Trivia Jock Shanrock.

La Merde's Happy Hours
Monday5-6pm $3 wells, draught, house wines, & Po\'boys
Tuesday5-6pm $3 wells, draught, house wines, & Po\'boys
Wednesday5-6pm $3 wells, draught, house wines, & Po\'boys
Thursday5-6pm $3 wells, draught, house wines, & Po\'boys
Friday5-6pm $3 wells, draught, house wines, & Po\'boys
SaturdayAlas, no happy hour today.
SundayAlas, no happy hour today.
Reader Reviews of La Merde
The Shit Indeed

This is where I spend my Thursday nights, drinking and partaking in Shanrock's trivia!

The food is excellent and the drinks are crazy! Where else, other than behind the liquor store, are you able to get your mad dog or night train fix???

Reviewed By BarFly User UptownRocketTom on October 17, 2008, 2:33 pm
The Shit

That is what la Merde means in french, so they say. Awesome bartender E-Wood and great atmosphere! It's right down the street from my bar and I go after work to get good food late.

Reviewed By BarFly User Joynt on November 17, 2007, 5:02 pm
po' boys fo' po' folk

La Merde's got a new happy hour (M - F, 4 - 6), wherein they offer half a po' boy sandwich for only $3, which comes with a huge helping of delish macaroni salad. You can get 'em with alligator, eggplant, crawfish, catfish, etc.

Also, Kyle is a weenie.

Reviewed By BarFly User ShanRock on January 12, 2007, 9:25 pm
Happy Hour Rocks

This new addition the montage offers a great happy hour food. The items are served in a clever bento box fashion. My favorites include the gator rolls, deep fried pickles, and homemade crackers and humus(killer). in addition to the good food, the draught beers and cocktails are notable. My only complaint is that happy hour is only offered from 4 to 6- i get off work at 5:30.

Reviewed Anonymously by charmschool on December 22, 2005, 2:37 pm
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