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La Merde

301 SE Morrison St.
Portland, OR 97214
503/ 234.1324

Located in: Southeast Portland
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BarFly's Review of La Merde

Montage's bar is dedicated to the professional drinker, as subtly indicated by the huge "NO MINORS" sign that takes up the better part of one wall, and further evinced by the attitude of the take-no-crap barkeeps who reserve little patience for the dithering or naive. Enter on Third, or through Montage dining room. Open 4pm-2:30am Monday-Friday, 5pm-2:30am Saturday and Sunday. $3 drinks and $1.95 apps 5-6pm My-F. Thursdays: Triviology with Trivia Jock Shanrock.

Happy Hours

  • Monday - 5-6pm $3 wells, draught, house wines, & Po'boys
  • Tuesday - 5-6pm $3 wells, draught, house wines, & Po'boys
  • Wednesday - 5-6pm $3 wells, draught, house wines, & Po'boys
  • Thursday - 5-6pm $3 wells, draught, house wines, & Po'boys
  • Friday - 5-6pm $3 wells, draught, house wines, & Po'boys

Reader Reviews of La Merde
The Shit
JoyntThat is what la Merde means in french, so they say. Awesome bartender E-Wood and great atmosphere! It's right down the street from my bar and I go after work to get good food late.
Reviewed Bravely & Awesomely by Joynt on November 17, 2007, 5:02 pm
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po' boys fo' po' folk
ShanRockLa Merde's got a new happy hour (M - F, 4 - 6), wherein they offer half a po' boy sandwich for only $3, which comes with a huge helping of delish macaroni salad. You can get 'em with alligator, eggplant, crawfish, catfish, etc.

Also, Kyle is a weenie.
Reviewed Bravely & Awesomely by ShanRock on January 12, 2007, 9:25 pm
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Happy Hour Rocks
This new addition the montage offers a great happy hour food. The items are served in a clever bento box fashion. My favorites include the gator rolls, deep fried pickles, and homemade crackers and humus(killer). in addition to the good food, the draught beers and cocktails are notable. My only complaint is that happy hour is only offered from 4 to 6- i get off work at 5:30.
Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by charmschool on December 22, 2005, 2:37 pm
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