Montego's
15826 SE DivisionPortland, OR 97236
503/ 761.7293
Located in: Milwaukie & near Southeast Portland
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montegos is cool
I went into montegos the other night and it was small, had one stage, there were 3 hot girls, no bouncer but the bartender and the dj looked like professional football players, alot more intimidating than your average wimpy strip club security guards, i felt completely safe and there might have only been one stage but the rack was completely full i could barely find a place to sit but luckily got one and i was impressed, good cheap drinks and hot girls, what more could you ask for?
I went into montegos the other night and it was small, had one stage, there were 3 hot girls, no bouncer but the bartender and the dj looked like professional football players, alot more intimidating than your average wimpy strip club security guards, i felt completely safe and there might have only been one stage but the rack was completely full i could barely find a place to sit but luckily got one and i was impressed, good cheap drinks and hot girls, what more could you ask for?
Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by wanderer is full of ish on September 30, 2008, 2:37 am
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Gives "Dive" a Bad Name
I have a friend who dances for a living. Through a series of events she found herself being scheduled at the "low end" clubs in town. (Thankfully, she's moved to much higher end places since then.) During this stretch of time, I'd escort her to a club, drop her off, and then spend a couple of hours visiting the locations for her next two or three shifts.
Of all the dives she was scheduled at, none were as bad as Montego's.
The place is a dark, dismal bar with a single stage. I vaguely remember a place for lap dances in a corner, but most of the "customers" weren't even looking at the girls who took the stage. The bartender was a nice, talkative guy and the DJ seemed so pleasant as to be out of place. Bouncer? If there was one, he was either the DJ or the bartender pulling double duty. Like many of the girls I spoke with, she refused her shift at Montego's.
If you're looking for girls - or even just a place to relax and get a beer - Montego's is NOT the place to go. To call it a hole would be insulting to back alley potholes everywhere.
What's worse is that the bar has a very bad reputation in the dancing community. Sure, they're rumors - but I heard them from bouncers and dancers alike, questioning the safety of the girls that work there. Can you imagine hanging out in a low-rent sort of place where even the dancers are scared? Me either. Definitely cross Montego's off your list.
I have a friend who dances for a living. Through a series of events she found herself being scheduled at the "low end" clubs in town. (Thankfully, she's moved to much higher end places since then.) During this stretch of time, I'd escort her to a club, drop her off, and then spend a couple of hours visiting the locations for her next two or three shifts.
Of all the dives she was scheduled at, none were as bad as Montego's.
The place is a dark, dismal bar with a single stage. I vaguely remember a place for lap dances in a corner, but most of the "customers" weren't even looking at the girls who took the stage. The bartender was a nice, talkative guy and the DJ seemed so pleasant as to be out of place. Bouncer? If there was one, he was either the DJ or the bartender pulling double duty. Like many of the girls I spoke with, she refused her shift at Montego's.
If you're looking for girls - or even just a place to relax and get a beer - Montego's is NOT the place to go. To call it a hole would be insulting to back alley potholes everywhere.
What's worse is that the bar has a very bad reputation in the dancing community. Sure, they're rumors - but I heard them from bouncers and dancers alike, questioning the safety of the girls that work there. Can you imagine hanging out in a low-rent sort of place where even the dancers are scared? Me either. Definitely cross Montego's off your list.