Sure, if you like gang-banger wannabes and motorcycle punks, stoopid loud rap music, and a horrible manufactured & sterile atmosphere with awful service and mediocre drinks at spendy prices, then this is the place for you. There are so many better places in Portland, though on a positive note, it is an infinitely better place than Club-205...

This was a nice change from the typical Portland dive. Very clean and up to date. Girls are young and beautiful and of the 20 or so girls I saw, only one looked like she might be surgically altered. The crowd was very safe feeling.

I have to agree that the service was poor however. They need another waitress.

The girls politely ask if you want a dance at the end of their show, but are never pushy. If anything, I would have liked more oportunities to ask for a dance. The private dance booths have one big overstuffed leather chair. There is a transparent curtain that makes for a very private setting. Much more than any other club I've been in, without feeling like you are being taken into a back room. Honestly, those freek me out after a bad experience in Vegas. The private dances appear to be topless the first dance and nude the second and after. Very personal and erotic.

I went across the street to check out club 205, but came back after about 15 minutes. Smelled like stale beer, the crowd was a little rougher (not much), and I saw no way to get a private.

This is my new favorite strip club in Oregon, and Washington combined.

Came in on a slow time Sunday evening. Sat down and after sitting for about 10 minutes realized there must not be a waitress working.... ok so went to bar and stood there for another 10 or so and still no one. So I left and went across the street.

Attractive girls, comfortable atmosphere and great service. Also, the home of one of the best French dips I have ever had...ordered them on two different visits just to be sure. I'm not sure what else I can say about the place, other than if you want a good evening with naked women dancing in front of you, with a tasty sandwich, check this place out.

Club Mystic is a gem in a city saturated with strip clubs and the staff is friendly. The food is fantastic with reasonable pricing. The $5.00 steak dinner is great. It is served everyday, all day long. The entertainers are classy, sexy and friendy. The VIP dance areas are fit for a king. I like them because you are 1 on 1 in a your own very private cabana type room. If you are planing a party for any occasion, be sure to book your event at Mystic.