The Nest

1801 NE Alberta St. Portland, OR 97211
Phone: (503) 282.0230

Located in: Northeast Portland - Visit Website
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BarFly's Review of The Nest

(formerly, Joe's Place) The last standing black bar on Alberta is now as pasty as the rest of the former 'hood - specializing in light indie rock, no less. Pool x1, juke, pinball x2. Wednesdays: live bands 8-10pm (no cover). Sundays: SIN w/OLCC card.



The Nest's Happy Hours
Monday$1 select doms, $2.50 wells, 4-6pm
Tuesday$1 select doms, $2.50 wells, 4-6pm
Wednesday$1 select doms, $2.50 wells, 4-6pm
Thursday$1 select doms, $2.50 wells, 4-6pm
Friday$1 select doms, $2.50 wells, 4-6pm
SaturdayAlas, no happy hour today.
SundayAlas, no happy hour today.
Reader Reviews of The Nest
Pee free exterior!

I visit the Nest for two reasons: the bartenders are friendly and attentive (with minor exception), and it's a low-key place where I can always enjoy a cheap beer and a nice chat with a NE neighbor. I haven't noticed the "hipster crowd" so many lament, but I also avoid any place on Alberta during "peak times" and certainly during the sadly overblown last thursdays. In fact, I find the mix of young and old patrons, from all walks of life, etc. here is refreshing, and yes, it is stinky but the outdoor patio is big and has... horseshoes! wheeee! the Nest, you are my stinky friend!

Reviewed Anonymously by Lou avoids-the-loo on October 2, 2009, 1:58 pm
Hipster Paradise

In a neighborhood (Alberta) where there are over eight places to get your hair done, a bar on average every block, and countless boutiques, but no book or music shops...once again providing evidence that being hip is more about style that substance...The Nest, and it's counterpoint, The Know, are inevitable. It is amusing to watch the stylistic unstlyed compete for each other's attention. Speaking of irony. Irony is dead, long live irony. Guess what Hipsters. You are Disco. In any case. As far as hipster/yuppie (whats the difference?) bars go its not that bad. The waitstaff, thank god, don't feel that have to prove they are cool and aloof by being rude assholes. There is one bartender there (older fat blond woman) that was very pleasant to me at first and the started being a jerk because I didn't tip as well as I had in the past. She went so far as to call me insane. Yikes. The other bartenders looked at her and looked at me and then told me later that I should just ignore her. I don't go in when she is in there any longer. One last thing. If you are not a smoker bypass the place. I recently stopped smoking and spending more than ten minuets in there makes my eyes water. Good pinball, pool, and ping pong.

Reviewed Anonymously by My Face on December 24, 2008, 7:51 pm
Love it!

The bartenders are friendly and the drinks are strong! Love the patio once the weather gets nice. Try the OWL NUTS...

Reviewed Anonymously by scooter on May 10, 2008, 3:03 pm
get bent

the people that work there are phenomenal. they remembered me right away and are the reason i go there. they never claimed to be anything they're not so don't get so shitty over the fact that it's a bit divey. clean food and drinks are served with a good attitude. want snotty service ia place where you have to worry how you're seen? please, be my guest.

Reviewed Anonymously by local on February 19, 2008, 7:29 pm
gettting better

I can never put my finger on exactly why The Nest never feels "cozy"-- maybe it's the high ceiling, spartan decor, or the total lack of booth seating At any rate, several of my friends have pointed out that the late night crowds here seem to have abated, just a bit, since the Bye And Bye opened up just a few blocks towards MLK. So maybe that skimmed off the more....shall we say polished types? Fine with me. Fewer yuppies-in-training to muck up my chance at getting a table.

Reviewed By BarFly User flugelhorn on February 7, 2008, 2:18 am
loved it

the nest is a place where you can go just to hang out and grab a quick drink. the bartenders are always nice. i go in frequently and love the service. and the christmas lights have been up since they opened two years ago, it's not just for CHRISTMAS. joe still owns the building, you people need to stop stressing

Reviewed Anonymously by anonymous on January 25, 2008, 10:17 am
Local Loves the nest

I love the nest. The bartenders are great...and I frequent the bar several times a week. I avoid last thursday...most all locals do...but if you go a few days in a row, you will see the same crowd. Also great to see the bar close for the evening and watch the drunks ride their bikes...Lidell is the best door guy ever.

Reviewed Anonymously by Alberta Girl on January 1, 2008, 7:01 pm
it was alright

I used to live around the corner (briefly) but never went to Joe's but i popped into here to get a cab and it seemed like a typical hipster bar. Not bad, but nothing really special. Oh, the door guy (Lendell?) was cool. Hmmm, i smelled no "piss" by the way ...

Reviewed By BarFly User Yamada on December 15, 2007, 12:07 pm
Local

Seriously, I am a local and do go to The Nest on a regular basis. There used to be a pee smell IN the bathroom but they finally got a new cleaning person. If you spend a couple minutes to be nice to the staff or don't go on last Thursday you will see that it is a fun place. Don't like the smoke smell, go outside to the patio with the fresh air and quit complaining. Where else can you get cheap drinks and fun people everyday that is within walking distance to your house. People need to relax... try opening your own bar first...

Reviewed Anonymously by Oasis2527 on August 29, 2007, 3:10 pm
I like it BUT

So much potential, but too abrasive. It's rarely anything but totally packed to the gills with your typical hip NE residents. Believe me, that's not bad-- but when the stereo's cranked, everyone is shouting, and you can barely walk from one end of the bar to the other without spilling half your drink, it makes for a lousy time. I can't remember the last time I actually had a place to sit there.

Maybe a couple more dive-y bars is what Alberta needs to lighten the load.

Reviewed By BarFly User flugelhorn on June 24, 2007, 7:20 pm
New Delight

"Whiskey Peppers!" a special item not on the menu.Go ahead order them--Mind blowing!

Reviewed By BarFly User buddydrunk on May 24, 2007, 3:30 pm
The Pee Smell Is Real

I swung by there yesterday. My missions were two-fold: sell an ad so that I could afford to spend money at bars that want to charge me in exchange for me doing favors for them, and secondly to check out Renegade Run. I digress...my grandmother has a ton of cats and they piss everywhere in the house. And that's the smell that I kept smelling when I was there.

Reviewed By BarFly User Kyle Ritter on May 10, 2007, 10:10 am
get real

In regards to the the review below........It probably smells like urine whever you go cause you're the one creating the pee smell. Check the front of you pants for a peed-on situation retard. The place is way dope and you wouldn't understand cause you're too busy trying to figure out a way to pee your shirt too. I gotta go. -b

Reviewed By BarFly User MC Streetpony on May 4, 2007, 10:05 am
thanks but no thanks

Upon entering this place I was punched in the face with the smell of urine. If not for that, I might have stayed. Seemed like a lively crowd, and the door guy was a character. Too bad I don't enjoy inhaling pee fumes when I drink...I must be getting old.

Reviewed Anonymously by vero on May 3, 2007, 6:42 pm
what the hell

Bring back joe's! So what if it's new management, joe's place was awesome!

Reviewed Anonymously by Andreas on April 17, 2007, 2:57 am
Shitty...

The bar has bad vibes, the servers arent very good. there is nothing neighborhood about this shit hole, except the 2 inches of "water" that are always on the bathroom floor. Skip this bar.

Reviewed Anonymously by Headwig on March 23, 2007, 10:25 pm
fun & romantic

seriously, this place is great. since che what has closed down (boo hoo hoo), if you miss it, this is a good place to go.

Reviewed Anonymously by peanut shells on January 2, 2007, 6:36 pm
love it

A neighborhood bar in an unlikely spot - pretentious Alberta Street. Thank god there is one place you can get a cheap drink and hang out with real people. I love The Nest. Especially nice on summer days when you can sit in the shade on the giant patio out back.

Reviewed Anonymously by Joe on October 19, 2006, 9:45 pm
go away

A smoke choked dive for the obnoxious and the clueless. If it were to close tomorrow, the local neighborhood would cheer.

Reviewed Anonymously by local on October 3, 2006, 4:46 pm
Christmas Lights

Please remind the owners of The Nest to take down their christmas lights. Thank you!

Reviewed Anonymously by Santa's Little Helper on June 16, 2006, 10:55 am
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