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Nicolai St Clubhouse

2460 NW 24th Ave
Portland, OR 97210
503/ 227.5384

Located in: Northwest Portland
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BarFly's Review of Nicolai St Clubhouse

Most of the stevedore/RR workers in the crowd completely ignore the dancers, which is probably just as well. Friendly, though.
Small stage, pool x2.
Daily drink specials around $2.75.
Dark Sundays.

Reader Reviews of Nicolai St Clubhouse
Nicolai St Clubhouse
Take it from a retired stripperwho's worked in this stinky little dive... Food's usually quite good. Pool table area's the place to be... Stage is way too small, jukebox concept is ridiculous, but actually has the occasional decent song. Strppers "dressing room" is in the uber-small ladies room where the general public, including spiteful, fat uglies can raid your stuff...
Not the cultural hotspot of the universe... Blonde female bartender's a bitch, unless she knows you... Glad I quit! Oh! If you see "Rufus", tell him Sue still thinks he's an ass!
Reviewed Bravely & Awesomely by suzyque on August 21, 2008, 10:40 am
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Nicolai St Clubhouse
Friendly dancers, great food- the cook was good for a joke or two, and really went out of his way to spruce up the bar food. Very low key, blue collar place. Check it out, and tip the dancers, and your server.
Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by greekgoddess on April 7, 2007, 6:53 pm
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Grade C+
A little on the dark side and allows smoking. Smoke levels were tolerable. The bar was roomy and seemed to be supplying a fair number of takeout orders. I did not see the menu. The bartender was friendly and working her tail off. Strippers were doing the three song BS. Overall, worth another look.
Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by Anonymous on April 1, 2007, 11:53 am
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nico_lai
At night, this area is very deserted. club circut strippers change shifts at 10. Good place to catch up on sportscenter and have some poon give you the old "touch your toes" bit. Other than that, very low key. Proabably better right after work if you are in the area. It's got some regulars and a kitchen. When you are in lonely town, go lonely. Hell, I may go there now.
Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by tonythemonk on March 13, 2007, 8:57 pm
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Good beer and broads
Great little cozy bar. Cold pabst, friendly bartenders and dancers. Dancers so friendly that I ended up marrying one of them. Good times with friends. Great beer swank decor. Lots of late nights boozed up playing pool.
Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by Jessica on November 9, 2006, 4:25 am
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Nicolai St Clubhous nw 25th
I like Nicolai.
It's in the industrial district and is a blue collar bar I thought.There is no pole, it's a small stage with a counter and the dancers have always been really good every time I've been there.
Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by ATG on February 17, 2005, 5:27 pm
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Nicolai St Clubhous nw 25th
I like Nicolai.
It's in the industrial district and is a blue collar bar I thought.
Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by ATG on February 17, 2005, 5:27 pm
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