No Fish Go Fish

3962 SE Hawthorne Blvd Portland, OR 97214
Phone: (503) 235.5378
Located in: Southeast Portland - Visit Website
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BarFly's Review of No Fish Go Fish

More restaurant than bar, but their weekly strip poker game* earns their recognition, here. Don't feel guilty about coming to this beautiful little spot for a two martini lunch; the deliciously wholesome menu will only add to your inflated sense of well-being.

Great lunch special: a mere $5 buys you two savory fish shaped sandwiches swimming in a small pond of mouth-watering homemade soups.

Caveat: cash only.

Hours:
11am-5pm Monday-Friday
11am-4pm Sat/Sun.

Update 2/2010: Unsure if strip poker is still a going concern, but it was afterhours on Fridays.

Reviewed By ShanRock

Reader Reviews of No Fish Go Fish
No Fish Go Fish has 3 user reviews.
I recommend the soup!

I actually went last halloween, but when I saw it listed on this site, I just had to write a review, since I still remember the friendly service, great food and relaxing environment. I recommend the soup. It's filling and a great price for soup and a couple of their fish-shaped sandwiches. A place I'd frequent if I lived in that neighbourhood.

Reviewed By BarFly User PrincessHikaru on April 25, 2007, 7:46 pm
Sooo Gooooood

I went on a warm lazy Wednesday night and found the service wonderful as well as the food and drinks. The decor is eclectic just like I like and the music was not invasive to good conversation. I really appreciated the curtains around the open door, they blocked the wind and traffic noise to the point I didn't even notice the noise until I left. I had the Mahi Mahi, it was fabulous!!! I also enjoyed two of their delicious Martinis... the Persephone, key ingredient pomegranate juice, just the right amount of tartness and the Mochatini just like drinking desert but not too sweet. I will certainly be back in the future.

Reviewed Anonymously by KaTerra on June 21, 2006, 7:29 pm
OMFG

OMFG Strip jeopardy ROCKS! Great people, awesome atmosphere, good drinks. The food is pretty damned tasty too, you HAVE to try the soup of the God's and the no fish sandwiches, but be warned, they're addictive! Here's a tip- go early if you want a seat for the show, it fills up fast.

Reviewed Anonymously by Tammers on October 26, 2005, 9:39 pm
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