Panama Red Rum

2610 NW Vaughn St Portland, OR 97210
Phone: (503) 294.2190
Located in: Northwest Portland
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BarFly's Review of Panama Red Rum

(see Acapulco's Gold)

Imagine a ramshackle Mexicali dive by, for and about urbanite hipsters transplanted this hidden corner of northwest. The Red Rum attracts a loyal core of the cool kids from... we're not sure where they're from, actually.  They've surely been priced out of the area, the bartenders, no matter how attractive, couldn't have this many friends, and it hardly seems a destination.

The food's decent-must we rank burritos? Truly? You've had a burrito, yes? It's like that...with a separate restaurant enabling date nights, but they're best known for their flame-intensive rockabilly-stylee lounge.

Expect every margarita flavor imaginable ready to blend with countless varieties of tequila and a glassy-eyed nymphette at the bar inquiring the provenance of every single brand.

Reader Reviews of Panama Red Rum
Panama Red Rum has 1 user reviews.
R business image?

I changed my mind about inquiring as to your business and its products because your disclaimer below makes you AND your business look like FRIGGIN' IDIOTS.

Reviewed Anonymously by Dewey Care-About on January 14, 2007, 1:25 pm
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Absolute boozer heaven
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