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Perch Tavern

7505 N Lombard St
Portland, OR 97203
503/ 286.9541

Located in: North Portland
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BarFly's Review of Perch Tavern

A creepy assortment of owl memorabilia and wood paneled walls scream Twin Peaks to any slumming David Lynch fanboy, while the early morning patrons and affable staff at this beer/wine only establishment do little to dispel the feeling.

Breakfast served until 12pm, everything under $7

Open 7:00am-2:30am

2x pool, Thursday Karaoke

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Reader Reviews of Perch Tavern
My home away from home
It's just about the friendliest bar I've ever experienced, but then I am a regular. Great karaoke night, good burgers and fried food, and cold beer without attitude. I've whiled away many a delightful evening here. Hello, Parker Montana - see you at karaoke again one of these nights?
Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by Jackalope on June 25, 2008, 11:12 am
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Too fancy for me
It's a good thing they don't serve liquor here.

It's the best place to drink and then go back to work that I've ever found. Plus they have more room for the pool tables than they have for seating.

Also great bathroom literature, but don't bring that new girl/boy from L.O. you are trying to impress. Great happy hour.
Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by Mememememe on June 11, 2008, 5:03 pm
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The Perch - It's not named after a fish.
Best dive bar in St. Johns.
Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by Parker Montana on May 24, 2007, 5:10 pm
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