Actually I like the bar in Sellwood. It has dancers that are not pushy, and the bartender is friendly. It has a variety of dancers the times I have been there, some good, some not so good. Not a loud dive, and the food is good. I noticed most of the ratings were done several years ago, and places do change.

If its a strip club......why do the strippers come out and take nothing off??? They dance to LAME techno music drop a towel and run off stage after a minute or so. The drinks suck...most of the guys were out enjoying the night air on the deck. says something for the girls!! Get Naked.....false advertising if you ask me

Walked in at around 11:30 on a Saturday night. One dancer, who left the stage right after we passed it. Tried to order a drink. No one was at the bar, waited about 5 minutes and left. One good thing...no cover.

two out of the three dancers were pretty. the third one was nice, but admittedly homely. unfortunately the prettiest dancer, once offstage was tied up with an old fat guy at a table. bartender was efficient and friendly. overall, not unpleasant, but not outstanding either.

$1 pocket pussies out of the bathroom vending machine. Bikers. Older, for dancers, girls stripping. Not necessarily a bad thing. They tend to give better lap dances. It's all good.

Cool little spot... right on "the river" indeed, near Oaks Park. We were there recently on a 95 degree day and they have meat locker type AC cranking. One stripper was playing country music though, so if that is definitely not your thing, be forewarned. The girls are not bad looking and are pretty friendly. The main drawback is location. Sellwood is not really convenient to most folks.

Me and my buddies stopped off at this place after a couple of hours at the Acrop and were lovin' some of the hotties at this place more. I had a lot of fun here.

I love this strip bar! This was the first one I went to when I moved to Portland a few years ago, and it was still great when I returned last year. It's not a "gentleman's club," but it's not a nasty dive, either. It's just a good bar, where there happen to be beautiful naked women on stage. You can go to watch the show, or just hang out and play pool . . . it's relatively comfortable either way.