Roosters Pub
605 N Columbia Blvd Portland, OR 97217Phone: (503) 289.1351
Located in: North Portland
BarFly's Review of Roosters Pub
Been there? Done that? Review away, we'll catch up to you!
Yes, that right....its all true. Everything from the scary dancers to the good service. Walking in the door brings you into a sess-pool of good times, dirty bathrooms, and REAL friendly girls. Parking is tight but its all on camera being shown in the bar, covered smoking, affordable beer, and...FREE POOL!!!!!
Not certain what to think.
The beer and service were good, the crowd was everything from truck drivers to the homeless. The dancers were somewhere between freakish and frightening.
but I never had more fun in my life and I have been to more clubs than you have. (yup that bad) Good conversation, no one knew each other but acted like they did. Even the scarcest dancer was nice.
I will never go back, if for no reason that fear for my soul. But you oughtta try it once, and stock up on purel.
Make sure to shower repeatedly after visiting this establishment. Do not touch the strippers... I repeat NO TOUCHING THE PERFORMERS (this is for your safety, not theres).
I co-sign the comment from "Ashamed". To call this place a dive would be an insult to dives. This is what David Lynch sees in his mind when he masturbates.
Roosters is one-of-a-kind and you never know what you will get. Some days they have hot young women dancing. Some days they have hot MILFs dancing. Some days they have dancers that will give you nightmares for the rest of your life. And some days they have no dancers at all. Beer is cold and cheap, poker machines are busy, parking is horrible and the bartenders tend to be pretty nice.
My kind of place.