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Safari Show Club

3000 SE Powell Blvd
Portland, OR 97202
503/ 231.9199

Located in: Southeast Portland - Visit Website
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BarFly's Review of Safari Show Club

Tiger-striped dancers, goldfish fed to piranhas, jungle taxidermy - countless Women's Studies dissertations have doubtless already been written about The Safari Club, but the predatory entertainers and Vegas-stylee environs are good a showcase as any for our indie stripperland. Star's Cabaret, long the local tittie bar gold standard, purchased crumbling club Doc's a few years back and, through a singular if troubling vision, brought downtown businessmen and (ironically, of course) hipster kids alike to Powell's sad little red light district for private cabanas, gals splashing around an indoor pool, and the MGM Africana decor.

Reader Reviews of Safari Show Club
I miss Doc's
I tried this place a few times, then just crossed it off my list. Doc's was fun, Safari comes across like all they care about is separating me from my money while delivering as little as possible. Turn-off!.
Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by Mill on May 19, 2008, 11:18 am
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Great if you like being abused...
My band played a show there... It was a hellhole, We were sprayed with a fire extinguisher, A manager walked up to me and said "turn that shit off!" while I was doing a sound check, We were harassed, called talentless, the strippers were tweakers (seriously... they were) and quite rude, and at the end of the night a fight broke out... the dj is a totally ass, the bouncers and management can't even run the place properly... and the strippers are butt ugly. I say BOYCOTT THE SAFARI! They have no respect for Portland's bands... the true talent of the show!
Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by Casey Tinsley on December 10, 2007, 3:37 pm
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Safari Show Club
Avoid, cover to get in and within minutes I was ready to pay to get out. Waste of money unless your thing is grade C danners with ugly tats. The only hottie were the bartenders when I was there.
Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by oldguy on November 26, 2007, 4:42 pm
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fair
asenna94Went there on a weeknight, kinda slow biz wise. Dancers were hot for my wife so that improved the show (for me) somewhat. Overall, talent was just fair. Fish aquariums were cool. Drinks were okay, did shots so really can'y go wrong.
Reviewed Bravely & Awesomely by asenna94 on October 25, 2007, 1:47 pm
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this place
Went near closing on a saturday, club was empty, the remaining girls were haggard. Avoid.
Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by bill jonson on July 7, 2007, 9:30 pm
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THUG TERRITORY
The Cocktail servers at this club look better then the dancers.. especially this coctail server V...something or another.. she is a big breasted beauty and she is awesome! The Bartenders could stop talking so much and start mixing, and the D.J could lay off the alcahole a little, but over all.. I think I would come back... I'd like to see the thug clientell go away, maybe then the club could be awesome!!
Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by don haney on May 26, 2007, 10:44 pm
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not good
The night I was there, this place totally sucked. A flat disengaged stripper on a single corner stage who was flat as a pancake and had absolutely no sizzle. Granted, it was a week night, but I expect a lot more, even on a slow night. I expect beautiful big-titted sluts dressed in stockings and heels who pull off their bottoms early, spread their legs and open their pink pussy lips to showcase their tight bare cunts. Why settle for shit?

Spread those legs!
Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by bareback rider on April 21, 2007, 10:24 am
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Thumbs Up
Easlily the best strip club in town, the girls are plenty, gorgeous and down to earth unlike certain shitholes like the Acropolis. All of the staff is very friendly and it makes for an enjoyable experience.
Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by Miguel C. on March 17, 2006, 6:29 pm
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whatta club
the place has kind of a goofy theme, but so it goes with strip clubs. this girl ``debi'' works there, she's easily the hottest stripper i've ever seen. she knows how to treat a guy right =]
Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by Sam on September 25, 2005, 11:38 am
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Great dancers!!
The women are hot and their is a nice mix of ethnic! Ashley is the Best! The women came over and sat and talked and flirted the whole evening!!! The bartender was having a hard time keeping up but mixed great drinks!! We will continue to go back!!
Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by Rober' on August 19, 2005, 3:07 am
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