Salvador Molly's East (CLOSED)

3350 SE Morrison St Portland, OR 97214
Phone: (503) 234.0896
Located in: Southeast Portland - Visit Website
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BarFly's Review of Salvador Molly's East (CLOSED)

Closed! With a bizarrely-inclusive menu less fusion cuisine than dyslexic cruise ship buffet (need we oyster tacos?), the trademark Pirate Cookin' brings together everything bright and kooky and resolutely unthreatening from a Disneyfied understanding of Carribean, Latin America and South Pacific cultures with such unabashed huckster zeal it's all sorta depressingly cute. Drink concoctions maintain the same eclectic deliria, more tasty than you'd expect but less than the sum of their parts, and the manic tropicalia decor blends surf kitsch and reggae treacle towards a theme-park skank of frathouse globalism. A 'Wall Of Flame' celebrates diners that have eaten the most habanera chili cheese fritters. Avoid these people.
Reader Reviews of Salvador Molly's East (CLOSED)
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CLOSED PERMANENTLY, as of June 2007.

Reviewed Anonymously by Saddened Fan on July 19, 2007, 8:09 pm
Awesome place

I love this place. Great happy hour specials, awesome drinks and food is delicious! Everything I've tried has been great. Service is awesome. Can't go wrong with Salvado Molly's (east).

Reviewed Anonymously by belmontlover on November 8, 2006, 5:06 pm
Great service

Went there on a date last night for dinner and drinks. Date was super impressd with everything. Food was on the cheap side pricewise. Drinks were fine and priced right.They might want to get some AC installed as it was over a hundred yesterday but the they kept the ice water coming.

Reviewed Anonymously by Cuda on July 22, 2006, 1:55 pm
kinda fun

First off, the happy hour drinks are so good! But the food isn't. Deep fried crap that all tastes the same. There may be one or two things digestable. I like the island atmosphere. Went here for my sister's 21st birthday dinner with the family awhile back and the server chick kinda sucked... a lot. Brough my sister the wrong food and then took forever to get it right (it was a f-ing quesidilla for godsake) And didn't really seemed concerned that everyone finished their drinks (and water) and that is why they stopped eating the spicy food

Reviewed Anonymously by pirate on April 7, 2006, 9:23 am
Happy hour

I was first turned off by the place by its looks..Not that it matters..A little to happy..but the happy hour apps are good..really good..I would not recomend the main dishes as they were nothing special..The kicker though is great service..I get drunk off good rum everytime..

Reviewed Anonymously by pfunk on September 4, 2005, 6:58 pm
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