Sassy's

927 SE Morrison St Portland, OR 97214
Phone: (503) 231.1606

Located in: Southeast Portland - Visit Website
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BarFly's Review of Sassy's

Tick off your tally of the OLCC's 100 signs of intoxication, helpfully posted on the bar's back wall, if you can spare attention from the dancers. Two racks feature some of Portland's finest peelers - neatly split 'tween rocker-candy and gal-next-door types. A home away from home for derelicts and tastemakers alike, further attractions are pool, video games & crack, not bad late-night appetizers, and for students of urinal history, one of Portland's last men's room troughs. Couples and chicks, welcome.

Recently added outdoor smoking patio WITH a stage (and shower) is pure heaven.

Sassy's's Happy Hours
Monday$1.50 doms, $2 micros, $1.75++ menu 10:30am-7pm
Tuesday$1.50 doms, $2 micros, $1.75++ menu 10:30am-7pm
Wednesday$1.50 doms, $2 micros, $1.75++ menu 10:30am-7pm
Thursday$1.50 doms, $2 micros, $1.75++ menu 10:30am-7pm
Friday$1.50 doms, $2 micros, $1.75++ menu 10:30am-7pm
Saturday$1.50 doms, $2 micros, $1.75++ menu 10:30am-7pm
Sunday$1.50 doms, $2 micros, $1.75++ menu 10:30am-7pm
Reader Reviews of Sassy's
SASSY"S ROCKS

Sassy's is such a great bar, with awesome staff! Saturday nights are by far the best though! They have HOT waitresses... OMG so hot. Big boobs, lots o tats hot and amazing hair!

Reviewed Anonymously by Awesome tipper! on June 19, 2009, 11:16 pm
awesome!

During the week this place is the best. It's real relaxed more like a corner bar then a strip club. But during the weekend it sucks it fills up with a bunch of douchbags. You can barely walk around and it takes forever to get a drink. But all in all the Girls are hot and they have the nicest bouncers in all of Portland.

Reviewed Anonymously by gutterpunk on February 18, 2009, 8:30 pm
Props to Rocket

I have 3 bartending jobs in town and I frequent this site because I am terrified about people talking shit about me and then my boss seeing. It has happened, and I have a job that calls meetings when we get a bad review which is hella stressful! I get nervous looking on here or yelp, in fear I wasn't smiling at the right moment or something went wrong and pissed some picky ass person off. Rocket is one of the only people besides myself who writes positive reviews(not all but most), and she writes them about so many different places that it doesn't matter that she writes about her own job. I make a point to write something nice every time I have a great experience and so does she, but others just seem to focus on the bad. I have never met her but next time I go to Sassy's I will look for her...and Sassy's is the shit, by the way.

Reviewed Anonymously by Bartendress on January 20, 2009, 2:16 am
Shilling

"Pay for advertising Raise your hand if you're tired of Rocket shilling for herself. I can't be the only one who finds it obnoxious. "

Since we support ourselves solely on advertising I do appreciate the sentiment, but relax dude. It's okay.

I'm used to all manner of shills, usually they pretend NOT to be employees, and write terribly cheesy screeds.

Rocket is not one of those. She is upfront about her work at Sassy's and has been nothing short of a wonderful BarFly supporter.

Reviewed By BarFly User Kyle Ritter on January 14, 2009, 12:32 pm
Pay for advertising

Raise your hand if you're tired of Rocket shilling for herself. I can't be the only one who finds it obnoxious.

Reviewed Anonymously by Go by train on January 14, 2009, 12:07 pm
Come on in!

Sassy's is rad. Of course, I am a bit biased since I work here ;) However, I was a patron of this club long before I danced here, and is a fun and friendly place. Recent improvements include a covered outdoor smoking area and a VIP room upstairs! The food menu now has breakfast, lunch and dinner options. The staff and dancers are on top of their game. It's a great neighborhood bar with A+ entertainment. xoxo Rocket

Reviewed By BarFly User Rocket! on January 10, 2009, 9:23 pm
My fav

Sassy's is the best strip club I have ever been to and one of my neighborhood bars. The girls are SO HOT AND NICE and their staff is so friendly and you get the best service ever. The door guys are friendly ass hell and if you do something wrong they aren't jerks, they just politely tell you what's up. I have been impressed for months and just got around to writing this now which was well deserved months ago! YAY for Sassy's!

Reviewed Anonymously by Jessica, and I'm not a pussy! on December 22, 2008, 2:39 am
A pretty good place

This place is pretty good. It has a decent crowd on a Tuesday night. It's a bit small for my taste, but it still has three stages. The girls are decent, haven't seen anything great. The drinks are okay. It seems to have a group of regulars.

This place shouldn't disappoint most people it should be enough. The beer selection is nice.

There is a feeling of a lack of privacy if you decide to go for a personal dance.

I would suggest that it is a place to try in Portland. Although it's sort of like a dive place but not quite.

Reviewed By BarFly User TimTraveler on November 14, 2008, 2:09 am
Sassy's

In my own opinion, best service of all adult entertainment clubs I've visited in PDX. Went on a Thursday early evening night solo, very welcoming atmoshpere, selection of 6 girls rotating on 2 stages, superb service and average-above average dancers. Although never did see or was aware of any private dances, no matter, experience was great from my part.

Reviewed Anonymously by Vin on October 9, 2008, 10:01 pm
Sassy Sept 08

Primarily a small stage dancing club. Two stages going with Suicide Girl types(tattoos and piercings) mostly although they were very attractive tattooed girls. Saw one lap dance the whole time I was there, because people mostly sat around the two stages and tip a dollar a song mandatory while they rotate the 8 girls two at a time on the stage.

Reviewed Anonymously by Stymie on September 14, 2008, 1:02 am
P-p-p-positive!

Hit the stage here, too. Needed day shift, got it. Bartenders were friendly, fast, & funny! Utilikilt wearing doorman is/was GREAT (is he still there? I wonder...)With great legs, too! As for girrrls having to play their own music... beats SOME clubs with the jukeboxes... or that rap/hiphop crap. Food's worthy of a bite, or two. When I moved out of USA, I donated my snake, Bubba, to bouncer's collection. This place is like a home away from home for me. Hell, I brought housewifey girlfriends in & they loved it! Gotta agree, not enough tipping going on, we tipped way more than any guy, every time we went in!

Reviewed By BarFly User suzyque on August 21, 2008, 11:08 am
doorman

Doorman needs to get a life. dude would only let me in if my buddy agreed that i didnt drink anymore. Ok i was a little wasted but if you dont want me to drink then dont let me in. The place is great though. The woman are fantastic and the bar is amazing, just bite you cheek and ignore the doorman.

Reviewed Anonymously by diggs on July 22, 2008, 12:00 am
Tip!

Stopped in recently after an absence of a few months. They've added some walls here and there, and some new chairs. One thing that hasn't changed are too many people that hang out here tables full and do not tip the dancers.

There are plenty of lounges around East Portland to drink and bullshit in, and the dancers are all working for tips only.

So get your cheap worthless asses up there in between PBRs and drop a goddamn dollar. Even the random golfers staying at the Marriott that wander in here know to fucking tip.

Reviewed By BarFly User beav on February 4, 2008, 7:56 pm
mixed feeling

when i went there there were only 2 girls, hot, but they were working their asses off for practically nothing, (slow evening!) and they had to use their own cd's. food was great, service great and workers all friendly, but man i felt sorry for the 2 strippers working for practically nothing and using their own music. maybe its changes since then it was a while back. i will go back and try it again sometime

Reviewed Anonymously by bc on January 3, 2008, 3:23 pm
Best Strip Club, Period

The women are hot and seldom have an attitude. The two owners were former employees and run the bar like a place they would like to go to. And, yes, they hang out at their own bar. Can't go wrong going here. The food is outstanding and cheap!

Reviewed Anonymously by Ken on October 21, 2007, 6:17 pm
Not worth the visit

This place is not that good. The girls just ok, one of them had a major attitude problem and acted like she didn't give a shit...Go get a new job bitch!! I'll give them this, The food ok, service was excellent, and drinks good.

Small place. goto the Acropolis or downtown to Cabaret Lounge

Reviewed Anonymously by Dave on April 22, 2007, 6:02 pm
Great for Xmastime

This is by far one of my favorite bars. Super friendly staff and cold beer. They even let me make out with my friends ex-fiance at the rack!! Late night fights with girlfriends are always fun here. Especially when you get your car stolen after you have your keys thrown at your head. Remember to go back and pick them up when that happens. The vending machine cashews are awesome the grilled cheese sandwiches are worth not puking up (meaning don't try to single-handedly empty the jagerator). My wife bought me a lap dance from Miss Nude Oregon 2004 then we went to her baby shower later that year. I love Portland.

Reviewed Anonymously by Jessica on November 9, 2006, 4:48 am
mara???

Last time I was there I saw Mara, the hottest stripper I'd ever seen - not skanky, real classy. They used to call her "The Cowgirl". I called a month later & was told she no longer works there. Anyone know where I can find her?? I'm unsatisfied with all other strippers once I saw her.

Reviewed Anonymously by callis49 on September 25, 2006, 1:53 pm
Friendly Crowd

Frankly, I give it an A

Last time I was at Sassy's I was approached and more or less hit on by two reasonably attractive young women. Me, I'm in my late forties talking to some girl who wants to do lunch while all around us the local talent are flinging their naked selves around steel poles...

I think I like this place.

Reviewed Anonymously by snapdragon on July 20, 2006, 3:46 pm
B+

Dive-y in a good way; stiff drinks. Biggest complaint: not NEARLY enough dancers for a busy Saturday night, though the ones that were working were most fine.

Reviewed Anonymously by dendrophage on April 2, 2006, 1:55 am
Is Good

Sometimes this place is a dud, but more often I have a good time here. Saw a dancer couple weeks ago, looked like a cross between Pat Benetar and David Bowie...in a good way. Good pours, good taps, two stages, and the ever-lovable piss trough in the head. Also, I don't know if she still dances, but I saw a contortionist stipper here once, named Pandora. She flip-flopped up the pole backwards. Or something. Freaky.

Reviewed By BarFly User Totalnerd on November 4, 2005, 3:10 pm
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