BarFly's Review of Sassy's
Tick off your tally of the OLCC's 100 signs of intoxication, helpfully posted on the bar's back wall, if you can spare attention from the dancers. Two racks feature some of Portland's finest peelers - neatly split 'tween rocker-candy and gal-next-door types. A home away from home for derelicts and tastemakers alike, further attractions are pool, video games & crack, not bad late-night appetizers, and for students of urinal history, one of Portland's last men's room troughs. Couples and chicks, welcome.
Reader Reviews of Sassy's
Tip!
Stopped in recently after an absence of a few months. They've added some walls here and there, and some new chairs. One thing that hasn't changed are too many people that hang out here tables full and do not tip the dancers.
There are plenty of lounges around East Portland to drink and bullshit in, and the dancers are all working for tips only.
So get your cheap worthless asses up there in between PBRs and drop a goddamn dollar. Even the random golfers staying at the Marriott that wander in here know to fucking tip.
Stopped in recently after an absence of a few months. They've added some walls here and there, and some new chairs. One thing that hasn't changed are too many people that hang out here tables full and do not tip the dancers.
There are plenty of lounges around East Portland to drink and bullshit in, and the dancers are all working for tips only.
So get your cheap worthless asses up there in between PBRs and drop a goddamn dollar. Even the random golfers staying at the Marriott that wander in here know to fucking tip.
mixed feeling
when i went there there were only 2 girls, hot, but they were working their asses off for practically nothing, (slow evening!) and they had to use their own cd's. food was great, service great and workers all friendly, but man i felt sorry for the 2 strippers working for practically nothing and using their own music. maybe its changes since then it was a while back. i will go back and try it again sometime
when i went there there were only 2 girls, hot, but they were working their asses off for practically nothing, (slow evening!) and they had to use their own cd's. food was great, service great and workers all friendly, but man i felt sorry for the 2 strippers working for practically nothing and using their own music. maybe its changes since then it was a while back. i will go back and try it again sometime
Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by bc on January 3, 2008, 3:23 pm
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Best Strip Club, Period
The women are hot and seldom have an attitude. The two owners were former employees and run the bar like a place they would like to go to. And, yes, they hang out at their own bar. Can't go wrong going here. The food is outstanding and cheap!
The women are hot and seldom have an attitude. The two owners were former employees and run the bar like a place they would like to go to. And, yes, they hang out at their own bar. Can't go wrong going here. The food is outstanding and cheap!
Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by Ken on October 21, 2007, 6:17 pm
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Not worth the visit
This place is not that good. The girls just ok, one of them had a major attitude problem and acted like she didn't give a shit...Go get a new job bitch!!
I'll give them this, The food ok, service was excellent, and drinks good.
Small place.
goto the Acropolis or downtown to Cabaret Lounge
This place is not that good. The girls just ok, one of them had a major attitude problem and acted like she didn't give a shit...Go get a new job bitch!!
I'll give them this, The food ok, service was excellent, and drinks good.
Small place.
goto the Acropolis or downtown to Cabaret Lounge
Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by Dave on April 22, 2007, 6:02 pm
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Great for Xmastime
This is by far one of my favorite bars. Super friendly staff and cold beer. They even let me make out with my friends ex-fiance at the rack!! Late night fights with girlfriends are always fun here. Especially when you get your car stolen after you have your keys thrown at your head. Remember to go back and pick them up when that happens. The vending machine cashews are awesome the grilled cheese sandwiches are worth not puking up (meaning don't try to single-handedly empty the jagerator). My wife bought me a lap dance from Miss Nude Oregon 2004 then we went to her baby shower later that year. I love Portland.
This is by far one of my favorite bars. Super friendly staff and cold beer. They even let me make out with my friends ex-fiance at the rack!! Late night fights with girlfriends are always fun here. Especially when you get your car stolen after you have your keys thrown at your head. Remember to go back and pick them up when that happens. The vending machine cashews are awesome the grilled cheese sandwiches are worth not puking up (meaning don't try to single-handedly empty the jagerator). My wife bought me a lap dance from Miss Nude Oregon 2004 then we went to her baby shower later that year. I love Portland.
Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by Jessica on November 9, 2006, 4:48 am
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Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by Randy on September 28, 2006, 2:58 pm
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mara???
Last time I was there I saw Mara, the hottest stripper I'd ever seen - not skanky, real classy. They used to call her "The Cowgirl". I called a month later & was told she no longer works there. Anyone know where I can find her?? I'm unsatisfied with all other strippers once I saw her.
Last time I was there I saw Mara, the hottest stripper I'd ever seen - not skanky, real classy. They used to call her "The Cowgirl". I called a month later & was told she no longer works there. Anyone know where I can find her?? I'm unsatisfied with all other strippers once I saw her.
Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by callis49 on September 25, 2006, 1:53 pm
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Friendly Crowd
Frankly, I give it an A
Last time I was at Sassy's I was approached and more or less hit on by two reasonably attractive young women. Me, I'm in my late forties talking to some girl who wants to do lunch while all around us the local talent are flinging their naked selves around steel poles...
I think I like this place.
Frankly, I give it an A
Last time I was at Sassy's I was approached and more or less hit on by two reasonably attractive young women. Me, I'm in my late forties talking to some girl who wants to do lunch while all around us the local talent are flinging their naked selves around steel poles...
I think I like this place.
Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by snapdragon on July 20, 2006, 3:46 pm
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Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by smokey on June 30, 2006, 1:56 pm
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B+
Dive-y in a good way; stiff drinks. Biggest complaint: not NEARLY enough dancers for a busy Saturday night, though the ones that were working were most fine.
Dive-y in a good way; stiff drinks. Biggest complaint: not NEARLY enough dancers for a busy Saturday night, though the ones that were working were most fine.
Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by dendrophage on April 2, 2006, 1:55 am
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Is Good
Sometimes this place is a dud, but more often I have a good time here. Saw a dancer couple weeks ago, looked like a cross between Pat Benetar and David Bowie...in a good way. Good pours, good taps, two stages, and the ever-lovable piss trough in the head. Also, I don't know if she still dances, but I saw a contortionist stipper here once, named Pandora. She flip-flopped up the pole backwards. Or something. Freaky.
Sometimes this place is a dud, but more often I have a good time here. Saw a dancer couple weeks ago, looked like a cross between Pat Benetar and David Bowie...in a good way. Good pours, good taps, two stages, and the ever-lovable piss trough in the head. Also, I don't know if she still dances, but I saw a contortionist stipper here once, named Pandora. She flip-flopped up the pole backwards. Or something. Freaky.