The Secret Society
116 NE Russell Portland, OR 97212Phone: (503) 493.3600
Located in: Northeast Portland & near North Portland - Visit Website
BarFly's Review of The Secret Society
Those with a long, weathered Portland memory (the sort of pan-drunken historical mastery possessed by BarFly) will know this not merely as Disjecta’s original art-party site a decade back, but also—along with the Viscount—one of Portland’s best-preserved vintage speakeasies.
The tiny upstairs drinking lounge, which now often serves as waiting room for the ever-packed Toro Bravo beneath—abuts a massive ballroom and excessively swanky recording space.
So treat it like you should, and order no drink conceived beyond the days of Hemingway: Sazerac and Absinthe and Old-Fashioned, Cuba Libre only perhaps. Without romance there is nothing, and here there is romance if you only select the note-perfect cup.
The red-couched “ladies’ lounge” is large and plush as the bar itself, and looks more like an opium den than an anteroom to anything as pedestrian as a bathroom stall; we place our ginger bets it has served similar purpose.
But take note: this society is small but no longer so secret, and on concert weekends at the Wonder you’ll ungladly suffer the incongruous suburban and loudly halter-topped.
Alu Wine Bar and Lounge, Billy Ray's Neighborhood Dive, Sloan's Tavern, Wonder Ballroom and Cafe Wonder
This haunted time capsule of a sweet spot has a full bar* of fine, historically educational drinks, lovely and talented societal hosts, and just a few seats...with a regal ladies room as grand as the bar room itself.
Sit upon antique sofa's, pore over the old photographs of the original "secret society" hung hither and tither, or give yourself an excuse to dress in your fancy retro 30-40's git-ups, lick a nice spit curl unto your brow and sip yourself into the corner while reading a few racy Anais Nin verses... *(a Bulleit only establishment so far as the bourbon spirit goes)
Psst! Try not to tell any of your more barbaric allies/alter-egos (bless us all! and celebrate 'em elsewhere, they'll only feel restrained by the civility and hush)
