The Secret Society

116 NE Russell Portland, OR 97212
Phone: (503) 493.3600
Located in: Northeast Portland & near North Portland - Visit Website
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This haunted time capsule of a sweet spot has a full bar* of fine, historically educational drinks, lovely and talented societal hosts, and just a few seats...with a regal ladies room as grand as the bar room itself.

Sit upon antique sofa's, pore over the old photographs of the original "secret society" hung hither and tither, or give yourself an excuse to dress in your fancy retro 30-40's git-ups, lick a nice spit curl unto your brow and sip yourself into the corner while reading a few racy Anais Nin verses... *(a Bulleit only establishment so far as the bourbon spirit goes)

Psst! Try not to tell any of your more barbaric allies/alter-egos (bless us all! and celebrate 'em elsewhere, they'll only feel restrained by the civility and hush)

Reviewed By BarFly User SoulVolt on December 5, 2008, 11:49 am
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