Semaphore

1639 SE Holgate Blvd Portland, OR 97202
Phone: (503) 238.1244
Located in: Southeast Portland
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BarFly's Review of Semaphore

Catering to area old folks and afterwork (we hope, God we hope) drivers from the neighboring Tri-met campus, The Semaphore shows just how easy it can be for charming bar and grills to resist change - maintain a passionate hostility towards anyone under forty-five. Stop by with a regular, and, instantly, you're one of the family.

Stop by for breakfast or an early-evening cocktail or even think of approaching the American-Songbook-heavy juke, and you'll pick dentures out of your ass for days.

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