
Shanghai Steakery (CLOSED)
16 NW BroadwayPortland, OR 97209
503/ 228.9325
Located in: Northwest Portland & near Downtown Portland
BarFly's Review of Shanghai Steakery (CLOSED)
Word is, the joint has closed down. Review left for posterity.
Superfriendly little place, sort of an unofficial green room for queens performing at Embers. Drinks so stiff they might kill you, especially on Sunday when it's happy hour all day. $1.75 well 4-8pm M-Sat, and all day Sunday (till 8pm).
dirt cheap... let's talk about what a FILTHY environment it was inside. That place is a complete DIVE (and not in a good way) - all I have to say is GOOD RIDDANCE TO BAD RUBBISH...
The people that hung out here were mostly castoffs from Silverado who have been cut off or thrown out of most other Portland bars at one time or another...and some of the UGLIEST drag queens who have ever gone out in public. I thank my lucky stars that someone had the decency to close this fire trap down before we had to endure another "ugly fest" at Gay Pride. I'm all for adult entertainment.. but some of their clientelle would come out and show off their cocks and other lewd things during the parade. There are CHILDREN out there for chrissakes. They just had no decorum and just because they OVERSERVE their cheap ass Hood River booze and serve it for under $2 - doesn't mean they're wonderful people.
No one liked it when Embers got busted by the olcc and started having to use a "gun" to pour drinks and started having to use shitty plastic cups because glass hurt more when you had some hetero throw a glass at your head to start a fight... but we all lived with it. The people at the steakery let drunks run their establishment and it's their own fault that they've been shut down.
"ohh my ... I've said to much..." lol.
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I think it's sad that beer is now 2 (2.50 after 8) and that well drinks shoot way the hell up to 4.50 after 8 2.175 all other times... though they are strong.
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How come there isn't a category for Dugo's? It is the A-number-one biggest, scariest dive in PDX. It makes the Ash St. look like the friggin' Benson. It's even worse than the Shanghai Steakery, I know because I used to work there. All the people who got 86'd from from the Shanghai(and that's HARD to do)go there instead. You know those upstanding folks who hang out at the corner of 4th and Burnside? That's where they go. I bet we can get some interesting reviews from the brave souls who've tried that place, especially on a weekend night. Or any night, if the smell of urine doesn't repel you.
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I just realized the last two reviews are by my friend and myself. I totally don't remember writing that.
The Shanghai is the only bar in Portland that isn't full of shitheads. The drinks are stiff as diesel and cheap; you can kill yourself here for twenty dollars.
Think back to the Mos Eisley Cantina, in the original Star Wars. Replace the aliens with drag queens and old Bears. That's the Shanghai.
Most people probably can't stomach this place. Most people are assholes.
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This is one of my very favorite Portland joints. The Shanghai is one of the reasons I am a barfly, consistently returning to the same, familiar old sticky puddle. If I were to describe this place with two words, they would be "stiff" and "loose."
Don't miss Pooky, especially when they give him a fucking microphone. Bend over and prepare to be Shanghai'd!
P.S. Although it may seem hip, please don't come here if you're not at least 25% gay and easily persuaded when drunk, unless you've got a couple of sexy young fags dragging your ignorant ass in. Cheers!
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Best dive in Portland (and cheapest too)...........the place to go to celebrate your accomplishments, or to commiserate your dismal life. You'll always feel better after a Shang experience !
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