Soi Cowboy Bar

2703 NE Alberta Portland, OR 97211
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Located in: Northeast Portland - Visit Website
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BarFly's Review of Soi Cowboy Bar

(Located on second floor behind Siam Society [same owners]. Enter via stairs on 27th Street.) Soi Cowboy is the neighborhood in Bangkok where you pick up hookers; you pay a dancer a “bar fee” and then wander away with her (or his) underage tail to do unspeakable things that will probably leave you with a chronic disease.

The only extra you’ll get at this Soi Cowboy, however, is pool, and it’s free; beyond that it’s Siam’s secret upstairs clubhouse—you enter from the side, and climb upstairs to visit the bar that used to be downstairs at the restaurant’s front entrance.

All-day, every-day happy hour up here swaps out with Siam’s previously sporadic late-night offerings, which would be a hell of a deal if the happy-hour fare ever stood up to the sterling French-Asian fusion served below.

Still, Soi Cowboy is often deserted, so it’s the most consistently available pool table in the hood. Otherwise, you know, there are some cheap spring rolls along with Siam’s blistering-to-friendly, sweet-bitter array of cocktails.

Social scene’s nonexistent, but if anyone else comes into your clubhouse you certainly have to say hello.

Open 4pm "till late."

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