Soobie's
333 SE 122nd Ave Portland, OR 97233Phone: (503) 253.0693
Located in: Southeast Portland
BarFly's Review of Soobie's
Cool, comfortable room with a perfect view of some of the most blow-your-mind bare naked ladies that you'll find in PDXXX. Emcees Jarrod and Jason, serve up a mix of rock, hip-hop and r&b, with just enough experimental music to keep the room as heated up as the ladies are. En route, you may wanna sample Buddy Hong's mom's cooking: bento, teriyaki, burgers and homemade potstickers. Friday and Saturday, salmon and 9 oz. steak. $2 well drinks at all times!
Hours: M-Sat 11am-2am
Sun 1pm till 12am or later
Golden Tee/Megatouch. Never a cover.
TV x2, ATM, Lots of parking, Video crack x5
3 stages.
Full-on 'smoking pagoda!'
$3 well and beer at all times.
$25 fish bowls (125-oz!) of Long Islands or Black Opals!
| Soobie's's Happy Hours | |
|---|---|
| Monday | $2 wells, $2 doms all freaking day |
| Tuesday | $2 wells, $2 doms all freaking day |
| Wednesday | $2 wells, $2 doms all freaking day |
| Thursday | $2 wells, $2 doms all freaking day |
| Friday | $2 wells, $2 doms all freaking day |
| Saturday | $2 wells, $2 doms all freaking day |
| Sunday | $2 wells, $2 doms all freaking day |
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some nice dancers, but never put your wallet in an unbuttoned shirt pocket, i have been all over the planet and not been pickpocketed, guess it can happen 10 blocks from your house if you let your guard down, silly me for being relaxed and enjoying the show, i will file a police report and try to pull some vidio, i dont belive any one associated with the bar is in cahoots and i hope mgmt.will be helpfull as i go forward, canceling credit cards and getting a new drv. lic. the perp racked up 400 in gas,drinks and misc befor i could cancel every thing at 2am . bad on me for letting my guard down, i will try not to loose my faith in humanity in spite of all the shitty people who are out to rip us off, bad things happen to good people, guess it was my time... like i said i dont think soobies was responcible it is just where it went down( this is not a review or critique) just an incident...dave
Been to alot of strip clubs in PDX but this is the first one (for me anyway) that the girls put their legs over your shoulders during the dance. They rub on you, lick your ear and the lap dance was a full contact grind. I'm definitely going back.
The service, the girls, the drinks, the staff...and on and on and on. I have never had so much fun at a strip club in my life.
the drinks are strong and cheap! I'll be coming here from now on!
Most reasonably priced drinks (for a strip club) in Portland. Excellent bar staff and competent bouncers. Great place to go for a good time. Dancers are friendly and you wont get the crackhead hustle like the downtown bars. Fun place to visit. Britney, the general manager - in particular is a goddess...
Drinks are watered down, over priced. Bar tenders make horrible drinks. Long Island Iced Tea tasted really bad. Margarita tasted bad. I ordered a shot of Hennessy and it was 10 bucks. It was probably about 1/2 ounce. I felt ripped off! The food was not very good. It was okay but not worth the money. The server was rude. My friend mentioned it took a long time and the 3 of us were the only ones eating at that time. The server said "s**t happens deal with it" Nice way to treat a customer, right? Most of the dancers are more concerned about getting your dollar than giving you a good show. I will not be returning.
Okay, so there's only one stage, but the girls dancing on it were giving their all. They don't spend a lot of time socializing, but the setup of the bar makes that more difficult. But the girls were shaking what they had and going above and beyond to earn it. And they were all hot. I decided to stay until the first not-so hot girl came up and was there for four girls. And even the not-so-hot girl was pretty decent looking, just not into blondes. Fun times.
Second time I showed up, the bartender poured the beer I drink without asking. She laughed at my joke. The girls, EXTREMELY pleasing. Nicely laid out place. The restroom sparkles. Stopping is becoming a habit. The couch, the couch, the couch. Hear tell, Saturdays at Soobies is the night.
I was quite guarded before entering this joint cause it looked like a house turned business. However, I was pleasantly surprised how nice it was on the inside. The $2 wells was true and they weren't wimpy drinks either. The girls were hot and friendly! What's not to like! This could be my second home...
Place was extremely loud, dancers yelling across the room at each other, the one onstage just standing leaning against the pole. Maybe it was just an off night but I won't be going back there again.
Ok. One time at this shitbox, I was so fucked up with my friends that we almost broke the rack trying to lick the dancer's boot as she swung around the pole. Then dancer Kit was turbo swinging around that tiny little room that she knocked a mug of beer at my head. Not on purpose she said and showed me later by letting me touch her boob. This place is conveniently placed near the max line, but be sure to board it before 3am otherwise you'll have to pass out in the pond in the office complex next to it. Try the teriyaki!
