Tanker

4825 SE Hawthorne Blvd Portland, OR 97215
Phone: (503) 445.4635
Located in: Southeast Portland - Visit Website
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BarFly's Review of Tanker

In the heart of the Barmuda triangle lies the capsized hull of the Tanker. The sea-worthy attention to detail shows freshly swapped decks and a total lack of barnacles. While you won't mourn for the lost souls of lonely sailors, you will enjoy friendly service, tasty grinders, and possibly the most reliable WiFi in all of Portland.

Project Runway every Wednesdays with happy hour deals until midnight. Free noisemakers!

4x HD, 1x buck hunter, Dark Knight Pinball

$2 off grinders, $2.50 well, $1.50 doms, $3 micros 3-8pm M-F

Tanker's Happy Hours
Monday$2 off grinders, $2.50 well, $1.50 doms, $3 micros 3-8pm
Tuesday$2 off grinders, $2.50 well, $1.50 doms, $3 micros 3-8pm
WednesdayProject Runway Night! $2 off food, $2.50 well, $1.50 doms, $3 micros 3-midnight
Thursday$2 off grinders, $2.50 well, $1.50 doms, $3 micros 3-8pm
Friday$2 off grinders, $2.50 well, $1.50 doms, $3 micros 3-8pm
SaturdayAlas, no happy hour today.
SundayAlas, no happy hour today.
Reader Reviews of Tanker
Good spot

This is pretty much the only spot in the hawthorne triangle where that has windows/view. You can always keep yourself amused with the comedy that presents itself with people stumbling in/out of the Space Room. Good bartenders and a nice spacious room which beats the claustro feel of Sewickley's and Water Trough.

Reviewed By BarFly User beav on January 2, 2009, 7:23 pm
Close to Home

My new favorite in Barmuda. Just because it is close to home. Yes you have seen me stumbling in the stumble zone as I make a foray from my lofty Tabor treetop lair. I will make great use of the Tanker. This pleases me. Cheaper and more dive-worthy then Sapphire. Not as pukesome as Sick-quickly's. It is dark, good beers and they have that... Wait, it's on the tip of my tongue... I just read about it on the Interwebs... OH YEAH, now I remember... They have booze. Sweet booze.

Just recently rode by/into the Tanker after watching 4th of July explosions down by the river. They were showing the feature film, Orgazmo on the big screen over the bar. That was OK in my book.

Reviewed By BarFly User Chazzahc on July 12, 2008, 4:14 pm
you're gonna need it...

good bar, good times, good vibe...

Reviewed Anonymously by piepo on April 25, 2008, 5:52 pm
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