Tequila Muertos

1650 W Burnside St Portland, OR
Phone: (503) 222.0783
Located in: Downtown Portland & near Northwest Portland
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BarFly's Review of Tequila Muertos

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Open Mon-Wed 5pm-12am
Thur-Sat 5pm-2:30am
Dark on Sundays

Reader Reviews of Tequila Muertos
Mas Tequilla

Just left the bar saturday night after the civil war baseball game, This place is a million times better than the other bar across the street thats on the news. Great TV for Trailblazers, baseball, ETC... The drink selections were perfect for this bar...fill it up and its the hottest spot in town!!!

Reviewed Anonymously by Drinkn Tequilla on March 30, 2009, 3:42 pm
Keep Up the Good Work

Nothing beats walking into a bar, getting treated right, getting a quality drink and having a good time. The bartenders take care of you. You don't have to wait for a drink because they come and actually offer one to you. This place is party friendly and a good time when rocking. They get my money!!!

Reviewed Anonymously by Slamtender on January 17, 2009, 8:37 pm
Tuesdays

SHORT SHORTS. Tuesdays rule. I won't make it every week, but I was there last week, and will probably be there next week.

Also, just an all around decent place. I don't often go to the other side of the city for a drink, but if the timing is right, I'll head here over most places along W Burnside.

Reviewed By BarFly User burn on November 18, 2008, 5:59 am
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