Tired Feat Tavern

8431 SE 82nd Ave Portland, OR 97206
Phone: (503) 774.2400
Located in: Southeast Portland
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Reviewed Anonymously by correcto on April 13, 2009, 2:55 pm
Don't worry, it doesn't smell like feet

I stopped in here in an attempt to put off going to Wal-Mart. A bar with a foot theme? Now that's promising. The interior is all wood and relatively clean, you know the Cruise Inn in Lincloln City? Cut that in half, and you have Tired Feat. The regulars look like coasties too, men who look like fishermen/lumberjacks and large women in sweatshirts and outdated hairstyles. There are signs forbidding going out back or leaving more than once due to suspicious activity so it must get interesting at night. I was there alone (hope they didn't think I was a hooker) but I can see having some fun here if you go with a group. All they need is some seashells and shrieking seagulls outside and you can pretend you're slummin it at the coast.

Reviewed By BarFly User Jinx on December 8, 2008, 8:04 pm
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