BarFly's Review of Tommy's
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I'm Proud Portland leads the nation in strip clubs per capita and
But is this place really at all necessary?
I suppose as long as there are ladies that want to show what they got to get some dough, this place will still exist. All I'm saying is they must have a crackhead version of Daddy Warbucks as the place's owner because there is NO way this place can break even with how few people go in there.
And why would you enter? I mean, there's two better clubs within stumbling distance away!
The girls at this place are the kind who you get hooked up on blind dates with and are described as having a "great personality." And I'm sure they are very nice ladies.....but while I've chatted up the ladies at other joints before, I'm not going in there for conversation.
I'm convinced there's some kind of background deal working here. Kinda like in Brewster's Millions where Richard Pryor had to spend a fortune to inherit one. Maybe the club owner had to field the consistently worst lineup and worst strip joint in Portland so they can take over some glamourous Vegas club or something.
To each their own, I guess.
But is this place really at all necessary?
I suppose as long as there are ladies that want to show what they got to get some dough, this place will still exist. All I'm saying is they must have a crackhead version of Daddy Warbucks as the place's owner because there is NO way this place can break even with how few people go in there.
And why would you enter? I mean, there's two better clubs within stumbling distance away!
The girls at this place are the kind who you get hooked up on blind dates with and are described as having a "great personality." And I'm sure they are very nice ladies.....but while I've chatted up the ladies at other joints before, I'm not going in there for conversation.
I'm convinced there's some kind of background deal working here. Kinda like in Brewster's Millions where Richard Pryor had to spend a fortune to inherit one. Maybe the club owner had to field the consistently worst lineup and worst strip joint in Portland so they can take over some glamourous Vegas club or something.
To each their own, I guess.
Total S-Hole
My buddy and I stopped by here during a strip club tour of P-Town. The bitchy bartender immediately asks us what we're drinking (I think just to keep us polite boys from immediately jetting.) The other reviewers said this place was scary...that's an understatement. There was only one girl dancing and she was clothed the entire time. The bouncer was an intimidating fool, and we were actually afraid to leave. Nastiest bathroom in town...Think Trainspotting.
My buddy and I stopped by here during a strip club tour of P-Town. The bitchy bartender immediately asks us what we're drinking (I think just to keep us polite boys from immediately jetting.) The other reviewers said this place was scary...that's an understatement. There was only one girl dancing and she was clothed the entire time. The bouncer was an intimidating fool, and we were actually afraid to leave. Nastiest bathroom in town...Think Trainspotting.
Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by MoltThug on July 10, 2008, 11:20 am
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Who still goes there?
It's mystery how this place stays open. I had good times there years ago, but now the women are unattractive, the bartender surly, and the drinks overpriced. They've hit on the perfect formula for keeping customers away and losing money. Don't waste your time.
It's mystery how this place stays open. I had good times there years ago, but now the women are unattractive, the bartender surly, and the drinks overpriced. They've hit on the perfect formula for keeping customers away and losing money. Don't waste your time.
Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by mill on July 2, 2008, 12:15 pm
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2 ton girls
well lets start wilth the bartenders ive only seen three of them one looks like a man can't tell if theres a adams apple or not the other one is a straight up muffin top who just isn't very nice cause she doen't want to get off her butt the best for last and that real she cute with a flammin attitude. There are like 4 girls that are cute and not fat. I thought there was a unspoken word when hiring dancers boy was i wrong
well lets start wilth the bartenders ive only seen three of them one looks like a man can't tell if theres a adams apple or not the other one is a straight up muffin top who just isn't very nice cause she doen't want to get off her butt the best for last and that real she cute with a flammin attitude. There are like 4 girls that are cute and not fat. I thought there was a unspoken word when hiring dancers boy was i wrong
Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by apple on May 27, 2008, 10:10 am
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Not A Place for Strippers
I worked there not once but twice. First was when Beavers was first moving to Tommy's Too, the second I was bored and wanted to play on the pole. Absolutely no money to be made there, and not the place to go if you are looking for the lights on type of girl. I still hit the place up for drinks cause I know it'll be dead and I can drink in peace. That girls are nice though.
I worked there not once but twice. First was when Beavers was first moving to Tommy's Too, the second I was bored and wanted to play on the pole. Absolutely no money to be made there, and not the place to go if you are looking for the lights on type of girl. I still hit the place up for drinks cause I know it'll be dead and I can drink in peace. That girls are nice though.
didnt make it in the door
I was sleeping at home and I got a call from some drunken strippers, said they were at Tommy's, my god they even sounded fat on the phone. This place seems to be a legend in its own time!!
I was sleeping at home and I got a call from some drunken strippers, said they were at Tommy's, my god they even sounded fat on the phone. This place seems to be a legend in its own time!!
Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by whatever on April 10, 2008, 2:09 am
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Good God
Ok....I thought I walked into a Hippo mating facility on National Geographic.
It was 2pm on a Saturday afternoon and I've never seen fatter strippers in my life. Holy Shit.
I was staring at this whales ass as she was gyrating on stage...then she turns around and is horribly cross-eyed. I laughed so hard I almost pee'd myself.
The beer sucks too, get bottled if you can.
Ok....I thought I walked into a Hippo mating facility on National Geographic.
It was 2pm on a Saturday afternoon and I've never seen fatter strippers in my life. Holy Shit.
I was staring at this whales ass as she was gyrating on stage...then she turns around and is horribly cross-eyed. I laughed so hard I almost pee'd myself.
The beer sucks too, get bottled if you can.
Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by Holy Shit on March 17, 2008, 4:46 pm
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Bada-blech
Was giving a visiting friend a tour of my 'hood and we decided to check it out...and b-lined for the exit just as soon as we entered. Seemed like the kind of place to go if you are looking to have your kidneys harvested. But if you want seedy, this is the place for YOU.
Was giving a visiting friend a tour of my 'hood and we decided to check it out...and b-lined for the exit just as soon as we entered. Seemed like the kind of place to go if you are looking to have your kidneys harvested. But if you want seedy, this is the place for YOU.
Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by Ethan on February 8, 2008, 4:09 pm
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You know that Bob Seger song "Down on Main Street?" That describes Tommy's 2 perfectly. Without the young, sweet girl.
Just plain dirty
I was on a strip club jount about the SE. Walked over from across the street. The place was just scary to walk into, but hey, I've committed. Got my beer, sat down. Quickly found that the talent was not so hot. Sip my beer. Look around. See talent in the corner, hovering over a customer. By this point I know that this will be my one and only beer here. Eyes dart back to the pair in the corner. I am now fully convinced that the talent is giving the guy a hj. No joke. Dirty, Dirty place. Go here if you want a hj from an ugmo (save money, do it yourself).
I was on a strip club jount about the SE. Walked over from across the street. The place was just scary to walk into, but hey, I've committed. Got my beer, sat down. Quickly found that the talent was not so hot. Sip my beer. Look around. See talent in the corner, hovering over a customer. By this point I know that this will be my one and only beer here. Eyes dart back to the pair in the corner. I am now fully convinced that the talent is giving the guy a hj. No joke. Dirty, Dirty place. Go here if you want a hj from an ugmo (save money, do it yourself).
Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by Shocked and Appalled on October 1, 2007, 10:20 am
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There are too many strip clubs in Portland
Went to the clubs at Saturday around 10PM.
Tommy's III - The booze there must be strong, very strong. After looking at a group of dancers doing booty shakes to Back Da Ass Up, I never thought the sight of half-dozen ladies on the stage at the same time would be so unappealing. The DJ was announcing prize drawing for the patrons who sit by the rack and it seems to be enough incentive for those people to sit up and close to the dancers.
Tommy's too, 2 plain looking dancers were sitting at the bar chatting. Could the bartender at least have some music playing in the background? Nah... I decided to skip Tommy's as I can't stand to go to 3 different Tommy's. Funny thing about Tommy's too and III are within quarter miles of each other. Does it make sense to have two poorly run clubs in such close vicinity? It was the Dog Days of August party at Tommy's III so where are all the hot women?
Went to the clubs at Saturday around 10PM.
Tommy's III - The booze there must be strong, very strong. After looking at a group of dancers doing booty shakes to Back Da Ass Up, I never thought the sight of half-dozen ladies on the stage at the same time would be so unappealing. The DJ was announcing prize drawing for the patrons who sit by the rack and it seems to be enough incentive for those people to sit up and close to the dancers.
Tommy's too, 2 plain looking dancers were sitting at the bar chatting. Could the bartender at least have some music playing in the background? Nah... I decided to skip Tommy's as I can't stand to go to 3 different Tommy's. Funny thing about Tommy's too and III are within quarter miles of each other. Does it make sense to have two poorly run clubs in such close vicinity? It was the Dog Days of August party at Tommy's III so where are all the hot women?
Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by IshouldntFrequentStripClubs on September 6, 2007, 1:40 am
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Beav is that you?????
Yes I did go there...
It was pretty harsh yes. A friend of mine took me there during a tour of strip clubs. I knew that I was in trouble when I ordered a kamikaze and the bartender had to find a laminated drink recipe list, blow off the dust and proceed to make a crap drink! Then we sat at the rack a stripper reached into my drink, grabbed an ice cube and dripped it down her body. Oof, I'm not crazy about that stuff even if it is a HOT stripper!
It is pretty scary in there...but my friend followed it up with a place at 92nd and sandy that was a little scarier.
It was pretty harsh yes. A friend of mine took me there during a tour of strip clubs. I knew that I was in trouble when I ordered a kamikaze and the bartender had to find a laminated drink recipe list, blow off the dust and proceed to make a crap drink! Then we sat at the rack a stripper reached into my drink, grabbed an ice cube and dripped it down her body. Oof, I'm not crazy about that stuff even if it is a HOT stripper!
It is pretty scary in there...but my friend followed it up with a place at 92nd and sandy that was a little scarier.
didn't they film a movie here?
Was it the set of Hostel? Or Leatherface's house in Texas Chainsaw Massacre? I swear, it's one of those places. If you go in, and make it out alive, write about it here, would ya? Thanks...
Was it the set of Hostel? Or Leatherface's house in Texas Chainsaw Massacre? I swear, it's one of those places. If you go in, and make it out alive, write about it here, would ya? Thanks...
Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by Xoloxolox on April 13, 2007, 11:55 pm
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