Valentine's

232 SW Ankeny St. Portland, OR 97204
Phone: (503) 438.1600
Located in: Downtown Portland
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BarFly's Review of Valentine's

Itty bitty drinkery in the Ankeny Alley serves it up with candlelit hipster panache. The tender little upstairs smoking balcony allows unimpeded deep tongue kissing sessions while you consider the low risk of being caught cutting a line. To top it off, the crotchfruit that you should have aborted is totally allowed until 10pm.

Valentine's's Happy Hours
Monday$3 well, $3 draft, $4 wine 5-9pm
Tuesday$3 well, $3 draft, $4 wine 5-9pm
Wednesday$3 well, $3 draft, $4 wine 5-9pm
Thursday$3 well, $3 draft, $4 wine 5-9pm
Friday$3 well, $3 draft, $4 wine 5-9pm
Saturday$3 well, $3 draft, $4 wine 5-9pm
Sunday$3 well, $3 draft, $4 wine 5-9pm

Valentine's Calendar

Mon 11/23 @ Future Historians, Pablo Door: FREE!
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Reader Reviews of Valentine's
RE: barf lie

You really need to pull that giant stick out of your ass. Hope every time you go out now you are seated next to a squalling baby. You'll be reaching for a coat hanger before long.

Reviewed By BarFly User Jinx on August 14, 2009, 3:55 pm
you suck

I think whoever wrote the review for Valentines should suck it. "Crotch fruit you should have aborted"-reaallly? You are a crotchfruit you fuck-and you should have been aborted. We are all crotchfruit my friends. I will not support barf lie in the future due to this ridiculous "review".

Reviewed Anonymously by barf lie on June 23, 2009, 11:53 pm
Valentine's = Rad

Hey guy-Don't worry about bean dip and stop being a dipshit. This place is off the hook! Stop comparing everything to San Fransisco... I'm sure the gay dudes are better there and they arf down rice-a-roni like it's going out...

Everytime I've been to Valentine's it's been pleasant as fuck. My Name is Brandon and I endorse this place.

Reviewed Anonymously by Street Pony on January 9, 2009, 11:27 am
shitty bean dips...

coke head hipsters .... smells like haruoka lovers perfume mixed with a little Aveeda.The exact places we avoided in SF....90s attire...lots of purple and maroon.

Reviewed Anonymously by h/dawg on January 7, 2009, 6:55 pm
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