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Valentine's

232 SW Ankeny St.
Portland, OR 97204
503/ 438.1600

Located in: Downtown Portland
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BarFly's Review of Valentine's

Itty bitty drinkery in the Ankeny Alley serves it up with candlelit hipster panache. The tender little upstairs smoking balcony allows unimpeded deep tongue kissing sessions while you consider the low risk of being caught cutting a line. To top it off, the crotchfruit that you should have aborted is totally allowed until 10pm.

Happy Hours

  • Monday - $3 well, $3 draft, $4 wine 5-9pm
  • Tuesday - $3 well, $3 draft, $4 wine 5-9pm
  • Wednesday - $3 well, $3 draft, $4 wine 5-9pm
  • Thursday - $3 well, $3 draft, $4 wine 5-9pm
  • Friday - $3 well, $3 draft, $4 wine 5-9pm
  • Saturday - $3 well, $3 draft, $4 wine 5-9pm
  • Sunday - $3 well, $3 draft, $4 wine 5-9pm

Valentine's Calendar

TODAY! @ 9:00 pm - DJ Hornet Leg
Sun 07/27 @ 9:00 pm - Modern State, Pirate Radio, John Magnifico
Mon 07/28 @ 9:00 pm - Ralf Youtz going away show Ralf Youtz, Babydollars, The Pink WidowerDoor: FREE!
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