Valentine's
232 SW Ankeny St. Portland, OR 97204Phone: (503) 438.1600
Located in: Downtown Portland
BarFly's Review of Valentine's
Itty bitty drinkery in the Ankeny Alley serves it up with candlelit hipster panache. The tender little upstairs smoking balcony allows unimpeded deep tongue kissing sessions while you consider the low risk of being caught cutting a line. To top it off, the crotchfruit that you should have aborted is totally allowed until 10pm.
| Valentine's's Happy Hours | |
|---|---|
| Monday | $3 well, $3 draft, $4 wine 5-9pm |
| Tuesday | $3 well, $3 draft, $4 wine 5-9pm |
| Wednesday | $3 well, $3 draft, $4 wine 5-9pm |
| Thursday | $3 well, $3 draft, $4 wine 5-9pm |
| Friday | $3 well, $3 draft, $4 wine 5-9pm |
| Saturday | $3 well, $3 draft, $4 wine 5-9pm |
| Sunday | $3 well, $3 draft, $4 wine 5-9pm |
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Valentine's Calendar | |
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| Mon 11/23 @ | Future Historians, Pablo Door: FREE! |
You really need to pull that giant stick out of your ass. Hope every time you go out now you are seated next to a squalling baby. You'll be reaching for a coat hanger before long.
I think whoever wrote the review for Valentines should suck it. "Crotch fruit you should have aborted"-reaallly? You are a crotchfruit you fuck-and you should have been aborted. We are all crotchfruit my friends. I will not support barf lie in the future due to this ridiculous "review".
Hey guy-Don't worry about bean dip and stop being a dipshit. This place is off the hook! Stop comparing everything to San Fransisco... I'm sure the gay dudes are better there and they arf down rice-a-roni like it's going out...
Everytime I've been to Valentine's it's been pleasant as fuck. My Name is Brandon and I endorse this place.