The Woods

6637 SE Milwaukie Portland, OR 97202
Phone: (503) 975.2437
Located in: Southeast Portland & near Milwaukie - Visit Website
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BarFly's Review of The Woods

Eccentric, event-centric, new music and performance venue in a grand old house, which was until recently, a mortuary. Oddly enough, not the least bit goth! More art-nerd house party. Wear your ugliest glasses, and drop insider Barcelona references with abandon - these are your people! Nook, and knick-knack, filled rooms abound, and a sprawling, smoker-friendly patio, offers what might be Portland's only al fresco pool table. Destined for greatness - as soon as the booze arrives (full license in progress). In the meanwhile, $2.50 Old German tallboys, plus inexpensive, but thoughtfully chosen wines, and saki-tinis, fill the void.

Hours vary with event. See website for schedule (please click website button, above).

Wednesdays: Baby Ketten [sic] Karaoke.

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